Rusty of Shackleford
Ten Thousand Club
Also, would honestly love to rewrite the End Times, with the Ordertide defeating the forces of Chaos.
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Sweet. Expect a ping in the morning/mid afternoon/late evening, depending on your timezone and when I wake up lol."Trust me, if it's a witch hunter I'm going back to Middenland. I'll fight orcs, beastmen, hell I'll even fight Chaos if I'm drunk enough. But nothing will convince me to be in the same room as a witch hunter."
Go ahead! Count me in!
...what? Scrawny, sneaky rat boot got chosen as the Avatar of the Supreme Krumpers? What the actual shit.Sweet. Expect a ping in the morning/mid afternoon/late evening, depending on your timezone and when I wake up lol.
I would like a rewrite for the end times in general, that was a wreck of story writing. Lots of characters weren't on character, and others were just outright forgotten.
For example, look up Skarsnik during the endtimes. He's declared prophet of one of the orc gods, and just doesn't show up again.
Dude was goblin Sun Tzu. Dude was able to take Karak Eight peaks from Belegar Ironhammer and Queek Headtaker by being more cunning and tactically sound than either of them, and scaring gits into shape when need be. Surprising for a goblin, I know, but he's one of the most intelligent of his species....what? Scrawny, sneaky rat boot got chosen as the Avatar of the Supreme Krumpers? What the actual shit.
FUCK for some reason I thought he was a Skaven. Now I remember him. Still, why the fuck is he an Avatar of the Ork God's?Dude was goblin Sun Tzu. Dude was able to take Karak Eight peaks from Belegar Ironhammer and Queek Headtaker by being more cunning and tactically sound than either of them, and scaring gits into shape when need be. Surprising for a goblin, I know, but he's one of the most intelligent of his species.
As I said, goblin Sun Tzu. He was chosen by the orc god of Cunning, and for good reason. He was able to, with only goblins mind you, beat out a force of dwarfs who fought to keep Karak Eight Peaks (massive dwarf hold) from anyone else, as it was their ancestral home. Then, he had to fight the most militaristic of the skaven, Clan Mors, who had tunnels and holes all over the underside of the place.FUCK for some reason I thought he was a Skaven. Now I remember him. Still, why the fuck is he an Avatar of the Ork God's?
Ahhh, right. Forgot one of the orc god's was brutally cunning. Gork, right? Or is it Mork?As I said, goblin Sun Tzu. He was chosen by the orc god of Cunning, and for good reason. He was able to, with only goblins mind you, beat out a force of dwarfs who fought to keep Karak Eight Peaks (massive dwarf hold) from anyone else, as it was their ancestral home. Then, he had to fight the most militaristic of the skaven, Clan Mors, who had tunnels and holes all over the underside of the place.
With fucking goblins alone.
It's no easy feat. Best part is, he stayed in power that entire time. Nobody was able to usurp the dude. He was chosen by the Mork (I'm pretty sure) because of that. No other greenskin has proven themselves so deceptive and intelligent as he.
One of the two. I'm pretty sure it's Mork.Ahhh, right. Forgot one of the orc god's was brutally cunning. Gork, right? Or is it Mork?
Grimgor's da best cuz he krump all da smalla orks, and show da 'umies and stunties 'ooz boss.One of the two. I'm pretty sure it's Mork.
Or, possibly Gork, but Grimgor's the champion of the other god nonetheless.
coz 'es da best
But is he da biggest?Grimgor's da best cuz he krump all da smalla orks, and show da 'umies and stunties 'ooz boss.
Roight, roight. Da bigga da ork, the betta the boss.But is he da biggest?
Because Grom-
'e's da biggest, and therefore, the bestest.
If you two are dissatisfied with the End Times as it is, I found something that might interest you. Fixing the End Times - YouTube Doesn't avert the victory of Chaos, but at least everyone gets an actual send-off.
Whatever works?So what would you guys want to do?
Vermintide? Greentide? Darktide? Deadtide? Roaming the world, going on a specific quest? SUMMONING THE ELECTOR COUNTS?
No problem! Take your time.ffffffffuuuuuck.
Finally not dealing with real life. Let me make a new thread really quick.