Worthlessplebian
Worthless pleb
A grim man with a coat of swords and an outfit of multi-coloured halves dragged a knightly figure to a door. Retrieving a dagger from his cloak. He presented the blade in front of the breathing and... Well, he cannot exactly kick as his legs were severed at the knee. Sliding the dagger under his helm, the grim man cut away the throat. The precious lifeblood began to pool. With a quick dapping of the tip, Abellio went to work drawing on the door frame. "And voila, my audience!" He exclaims, presenting the scribbled runes to... Nobody. "Jeez, tough crowd."
A swift incantation later and Abellio swung open the door to the Helldiver bar. A bar where everybody hates your face and all the villains know your name! "Greetings, my bantering bartends." Abellio enunciated, though he wasn't as cheerful as always. Tucking away the dirty dagger, the jester sauntered over to an unoccupied barstool. "The usual, the bloodiest of your Mary's." He lifted a finger. "Ah, with a little umbrella on top too."
The dejected clown turned around to spot another tradesman. "Looks like I'm not the only joke around here." A fist propped up his head while he waited for his drink.
A swift incantation later and Abellio swung open the door to the Helldiver bar. A bar where everybody hates your face and all the villains know your name! "Greetings, my bantering bartends." Abellio enunciated, though he wasn't as cheerful as always. Tucking away the dirty dagger, the jester sauntered over to an unoccupied barstool. "The usual, the bloodiest of your Mary's." He lifted a finger. "Ah, with a little umbrella on top too."
The dejected clown turned around to spot another tradesman. "Looks like I'm not the only joke around here." A fist propped up his head while he waited for his drink.