Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

Get hired by a rich dude to find some treasure. Get blown up but survive the explosion. Get dug up by an annoying robot. Plot to get revenge on the rich dude. Gameplay is where during new game ++ weapons that aren't unique or legendary are garbage. Borderlands 2. Borderlands is nearly the same but there's no rich dude. Just some bus
 
You walk into a bunch of sawblades hoping you can get a bandaid and go to another lot of sawblades to get another bandaid. All while a jar with a unborn fetus keeps stealing your bandaid.

Super Meat Boy.
 
You got framed for murder, so prove your innocence by killing everyone.

Dishonored
 
"spend 3 days building a ship, only for a rotor to consume it like a black-hole. Repeat the process."

"20 minutes of doing nothing but holding W as you try to exit the tractor beam of a large rock"

"3...........................frames......................A.....................Second!"

" The game feels about as empty as your soul."

"Fly around space in an ugly cube. "

"the second you close your eyes you will collide into an asteroid where your ship is then consumed by the lifeless rock..."

"What's optimization? can I smoke it?"

-Space Engineers.
 
D&D but on steroids and grim darkness.
- Dark Heresy

Dark Heresy but less about killing stuff and more about raping and pillaging.
- Rogue Trader

Rogue Trader but less about raping and pillaging and more about BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
- Black Crusade

You can no longer go on a rampage with infinite ammo. That's not a good thing.
- Prison Architect
 
A once dead man comes back to life after being dug up by a vats robot and his only goal is to find the man that killed him

-Fallout New Vegas
 
Fight a bunch of tall people after gathering the alphabet.

-Jotun

Be a complete and utter douche.

-Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

Pirated Bootleg Mario Clone.

-Game Dev Tycoon
 
A psychopath tries to survive in wilderness
-Don't Starve

Endless hentai, and characters seem to live forever.
-Zero Escape Series

Odd people simulator that wants to mimic everyday life by pairing a 16yo with a 56 yo
-Tomodachi Life
 
You build up a wall only for it to disintegrated after you complete it. You're forced to do this again and again until you fail.


-Tetris
 
No ,you aren't drunk ,yes you are stuck in field with talking corn and a talking teddy bear with a Russian accent often mistaken for ted.
( maize, a really good indie game )
 
You're the creepiest creature anyone's ever seen: A deer with a blank white human mask for a face. You spend your time walking around a forest and sometimes run into other mask-face-deer-things who you can't speak to in any way because there's no chat system. The most interesting mechanic in the game is that you can be white.

- Endless Forest


The point is not to die, so you have to walk around large maps modeled after northern canada. It's just you, and a bear, and about four wolves, and some rabbits that are, I swear to god, so hard to catch. And thanks to the new update, you get to throw stones.

- The Long Dark


You summon the most popular characters of the franchise and make them fight to the death, over and over and over again and there's this spoilt princess who can also summon characters from the franchise, so you fight each other like some sort of cheap pokemon game. Best part: Microtransactions. Like... A lot of them. Otherwise you can't enslave all the characters you want.

- Fire Emblem: Heroes
 
You play as a zombie that works for a planet with nobody on it, but not really, you actually work for other zombies, but you forget about that, (And everything else in the game) in favor of endlessly grinding for the chance to get currency that only might get you one of the many items that once you get it, isn't as good as you first thought it was.


-Destiny
 
Spend 5 minutes playing anyone but plot twist everyone is spy
Except for the snipers.
TF2
 
You do extremely dangerous jobs for really dubious people while getting the minimal amount of money possible. Oh and there's like, magic and futuristic tech or something.

-Shadowrun
 
You're a goat herder. You herd goats with your amazing steed! Wait no, your human friend wants you to take an offering to the castle so the kingdom doesn't exile you or something.

Some kids want you to show them how to sword, so the game can teach you how to sword.

Some weird parallel dimension starts invading and you're turned into a beast. A crazy lady frees you from your prison and leads you back to where you started.

After swinging your sword at things and collecting gems of dubious value, you're ready to begin your adventure in The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.
 
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Spam every button on the keyboard, don't care what they do... just spam. -TERA, Skyforge

Spam every button on the keyboard, just need to not get lowest DPS, don't care what the abilities do... just spam...- World of Warcraft

Spam every button on the keyboard. I don't know, they just do something. Only Fire IV matters.- FFXIV

You are a healer. You are not human, you are a tool. If the team gets wiped, it's ALWAYS your fault.- When you play a healer in any MMORPG.

You are a tank. Do I give a shit if it's the first time you're playing the dungeon? No, you're the tank, you're the leader. If the whole team gets wiped, it's ALWAYS your fault.- When you play tank in any MMORPG

You are a DPS. Filthy noob, go play a class that needs REAL skill. You never do enough DPS, and so, if the whole team gets wiped, it's ALWAYS your fault.- When you play DPS in any MMORPG

The whole team gets wiped, everyone's soulstones wear off, and it's ALWAYS your fault.- When I play Warlock in WoW
 
Let's be honest, you only play the game to marry every waifu in the game...- Fire Emblem Awakening & Fates
 
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