Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

There’s an alignment system.

And the game never tells you about it.

Hope you don’t want the good ending.

- Shin Megami Tensei IV
 
Child is given a sword and the responsibility of saving the world but does not crack under the pressure, somehow.

-Legend of Zelda (at least, the one's where Link's a kid xD)
 
a third person shooter where shooting the enemies doesn't even contribute to your score

-Splatoon/2
 
you have the chance to act like god and create a totally rad or sad life for this person you made, but you have to pay for expansions and packs that are totally useless or are realistic things that should've just been in the base game. AND, there's really no ending or set goal so do whatever the fuck you want.

- The Sims
 
Dumb kids mom dies and brother gets transformed into a robot. Army does bad things. Kid pulls swords and gets to fight his brother and destroys the world

Mother 3
 
Beat, Shoot, Slash or stab the hell out of giant animals... Why? Because you'll look cool
also featuring Dante from Devil may Cry
-Monster Hunter World
 
Its about this weird world were pretty boys and waifus travel around and steal from people while causing drama for giant bling... That would somehow save the terragaia or whatever from destruction...

Fight the evil kingdom/company/religion/organization who is established as the evil villain in the game and ending up fighting another completely different weirdo who is *gasp* apparently the final boss of the game ...

Love the cute mascots and enjoy the senseless grinding of minigames like "ChildRens Gambling" , " Racing with Chickens" , "Killing People in a tournament with everyrhing thrown againat you..." and... "Animal Breeding"

Discover the series that counts weirdly depending on what region you live and discover the nostalgia of cute merchandising and waifu baits disregarding the whole sense of plot and difficulty in the newer games.

Marvel at the stunning sight of the fanbase who would argue of which of their favorite game can they fanwank more..

-Final Fantasy Series
 
songs recreate the universe after a previous failed attempt, somehow. more importantly, you can date three different women. oh, and erotic subtext and dialogue

-- ar tonellico: melody of metaphallica
 
Killing gods, innocent people, and anything that exists.

-God of war 1 2 and 3
 
You're forced to go to magic school where you get nearly killed, kidnapped, bullied (by your 'friends'), find out your entire life was a lie while everyone makes you feel bad for even being alive because you're actually just a literal tool, get abandoned by all your 'friends', and lose the only thing that ever made you happy (your cat). You then get tricked by an alien to rebuild his spaceship only so that he can kidnap you to another planet and force you to become his "queen".

-Mana Khemia
 
Warp into an arena with 7 other random strangers and beat the shit out of the one creature in front of you with the red name.

- Final Fantasy 14 (raids)
 
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