Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

[ValentineIllusion]

Get locked in a group chat with a bunch of losers until they get you blown up

-Mystic Messenger

 

[Enzyme]

The richest roleplaying experience offered by videogames today is waiting here, right behind that naked clown with a bfg.

- Space Station 13

Relatable

 

[Reid]

Kidnapped as a child, comes back to take rightful place on throne, thinking everythings gonna be alright now, but nope, stupid bitch comes back and makes your dad a statue.
Really emo god comes to you, offers you powers. You either take it or not.

-Dishonored 2

 

[Reid]

Yes, you have to READ.
Two most populated cities hate each other
s guts.
self proclaimed evil city fucks good city up the ass everyday.
TEXT SPAAAAAm
really old ass game from '89, people still play.

-Avalon: The Legend Lives

 

[Spoodermanultra]

An alien furry and a robot meet and save the universe from a evil businessman with a pink and really tall head.

-Ratchet & Clank

7.8/10. Too much water.
OR/AS

 

[ProjectMischa]

Your execution gets interrupted and now everyone miraculously expects you to solve all their problems.

-Skyrim

 

[Chiraux]

Idle game, so it's pretty easy:

You hire guys who llike soda to hit things and then eventually die so you can continue the cycle.

-Soda Dungeon

 

[Trombone]

You hit things and there's no floor, but there kinda is, and some dude talks a lot.

-Bastion

 

[FTR]

A couple gets lost in the woods and cause the rapture.

Outlast II

An orphan fights cultists and falls in love with a robot.

Halo

Guy wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

DOOM

This one guy dies.....a lot.

Dark Souls

 

[Chiraux]

You have to kill the guy that was your friend the start of the game but you didn't know that they were the bad guy and OH look can you please get this old lady's laundry and this guy's tool because you're broke from getting all of these pointless equipment upgrades.

- Final Fantasy <all of them>

 

[flowerblack227]

NASA simulator for people who can't be real astronauts. Still requires a Rocket Science education to play.

Kerbal Space Program

 

[AnimusLight]

Mostly everyone thinks ur a thug. A long nosed dude allows smol lolis to abuse u. A cat dictates ur life. Also u can't interact with ppl cause ur a milktoast

-Persona 5

 

[CoreyXIX]

Local journalist mistakes zombie outbreak for riot, holes up in shopping mall.

-Dead Rising

 

[Lordvader59]

Rush B no stop
And pray to RNGsus you dont encounter any Russians
War Thunder

 

[Hati]

you kill endangered animals, opressed robots, and people in various places all over the world.

overwatch lmao.

 

[The_Ond]

All you do is read and occasionally make a choice that can potentially derail the story. There are only fifteen or so characters, so you'll be seeing the same faces over and over. That gets especially annoying since there's no animation; only still images with various expressions. The game makes you play through it over ten times before you can see the real ending, and the stories will make you cry a lot.

- Clannad

 

[Gamer815]

Payday 2:GTA but on a tight budget

 

[Luka_Megurine]

Pretty boys, pretty girls, weird beasts, Phoenix Down.

- Final Fantasy (literally any of them past 7)

 

[Derpy Dev]

You make a fortress full of manic, sun fearing alcoholics and then you laugh maniacally as they die in wonderfully horrible ways.

Dwarf Fortress.

 

[Elekta Kount]

Slamming your head into a wall repeadily until it breaks.... only to find another wall behind it.

 

[Hall Kervean]

Either be a normal human being and be on the light side, or be literally the worst person ever and be like "I've heard enough of your voice. DIE!" and join the dark side.
-KOTOR

 

[Eivonroth]

Therapist simulator. Patients include summer camp counselors, troubled asylum residents, and mutant fish.

Spoiler

Psychonauts

 

[-Q-]

Your companions are an irritating, unintelligible water fowl and a dumb hound like creature. You must beat up a ton of shadows with an oversized key and rescue animated characters by somehow outwitting other animated characters.
- Kingdom hearts.

 

[Sludgemouth]

four sociopath vigilantes seek to violently overthrow legitimate government

-borderlands franchise

 

[All thats seein]

You lose your memory. Get into a fight with some random people and then are forced to fight a war in an army where kids come from the future to save themselves because YOUR CHARACTER made it shit. Fire Emblem Awakening