Hazmat44
Ignore the radiation. I do that all the time.
When i read "literally can't read social cues" I thought 'these two are going to wreak so much havoc and all of it will be unintentional'
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Fantasy Starborne - OOC
Sunsmiter
And RNGesus said: "On the Seventh roll, death."
Combat be like:
Turn 1) Killerie accidentally creates a bomb
Turn 2)???
Turn 3) Dr. Lachesis is now running frantically trying to heal everyone from said bomb and stealing limbs cause uh....crow reasons?
Hazmat44
Ignore the radiation. I do that all the time.
Only if the limbs are shiny.
Hazmat44
Ignore the radiation. I do that all the time.
Also Killerie doesn't really... use her bombs
She just likes making them xD
She just likes making them xD
Sunsmiter
And RNGesus said: "On the Seventh roll, death."
Same with Lachesis. They don't use the limbs they take just use it to decorate their nest...what? WHy ya looking at me like that? THis is normal crow behaviour right?
Hazmat44
Ignore the radiation. I do that all the time.
Killerie barely knows what normal HUMAN behavior is, she sure doesn't know what normal corvid behavior is lol
Hazmat44
Ignore the radiation. I do that all the time.
He isn't allowed in the armory - she tinkers with far too many deadly shinies to risk him getting greedy xD
Sunsmiter
And RNGesus said: "On the Seventh roll, death."
Human: WHy don't you do to the armory? You're literally stabbing people with a pointy stick out there in combat!
Lachesis: Can't. Got banned.
Human: ...how? You're a medic for god's sakes-
Lachesis: I stole the shinies. All of them.
Human:...the what?
Lachesis, something ticking away faster underneath mask: *opens front of robes and the entire selection of grenades fall out* I said, all of them.
Lachesis: Can't. Got banned.
Human: ...how? You're a medic for god's sakes-
Lachesis: I stole the shinies. All of them.
Human:...the what?
Lachesis, something ticking away faster underneath mask: *opens front of robes and the entire selection of grenades fall out* I said, all of them.
Hazmat44
Ignore the radiation. I do that all the time.
So long as he doesn't steal the Best Friend Bomb. That thing would vaporize the ship and anything in its proximity.
Sunsmiter
And RNGesus said: "On the Seventh roll, death."
"Don't worry! I'm a doctor!"
Hazmat44
Ignore the radiation. I do that all the time.
We need to come up with a team name xD
Hazmat44
Ignore the radiation. I do that all the time.
Team Collateral Damage?
Sunsmiter
And RNGesus said: "On the Seventh roll, death."
yes
Sunsmiter
And RNGesus said: "On the Seventh roll, death."
Lachesis in a nutshell
Hazmat44
Ignore the radiation. I do that all the time.
Hope he doesn't have a phobia of bugs - might get triggered from his home planet 
Sunsmiter
And RNGesus said: "On the Seventh roll, death."
No worries, they're a bird! Back home bugs were a free meal! well, some were. others would just flat out kill youHope he doesn't have a phobia of bugs - might get triggered from his home planet
Hazmat44
Ignore the radiation. I do that all the time.
In spite of her name, Killerie goes out of her way not to kill anybody.
Sunsmiter
And RNGesus said: "On the Seventh roll, death."
T'is any awkward moment indeed when the doctor has more kills than you
Hazmat44
Ignore the radiation. I do that all the time.
Is he actually a licensed doctor?
Hazmat44
Ignore the radiation. I do that all the time.
Nevermind, i probably don't want to know.
Sunsmiter
And RNGesus said: "On the Seventh roll, death."
Yep. Actually has a doctorate and all that jazz lmao
Hazmat44
Ignore the radiation. I do that all the time.
Oh wow, nvm lol
Sunsmiter
And RNGesus said: "On the Seventh roll, death."
But they're a sketchy back-alley plague doctor either way. They do have a degree alright, it's just a question whether or not the Imperials would recognize the shady bird-dude holding it
Hazmat44
Ignore the radiation. I do that all the time.
Ah, I see. Well, Killerie's only a year and a half old - she doesn't have a degree in anything. Heck, I'm not sure she knows what a degree IS.
Sunsmiter
And RNGesus said: "On the Seventh roll, death."
"It's a piece of paper that legitimizes my right to stab- err....operate upon people."
