Esper Alucard
Fleur's Pervy Neko Bot
Your memes arent fire
*mlg screaming*
"Your insults made the worlds most sensitive man laugh"
*mlg screaming*
"Your insults made the worlds most sensitive man laugh"
Roast the person above you
- Thread starter Caffeine Freak
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charleen
nicos my lesbian swiffer
you ugly
get out
get out
CastoffCaptain
Obsess. Hunt. Manipulate. Repeat.
Caffeine Freak is such a masochist they have to come here to get bad roasts just to have a reason get out of bed in the morning. Can't you sense the puddles of drool by his/her keyboard? No, Freak, no!
Charleen's feet stink an she/he don't luv Jesus.
Charleen's feet stink an she/he don't luv Jesus.
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jinkx
amateur sleuth
There's a reason that the Captain was cast off their ship and it's because they were too much of a curmudgeon to keep their crew happy #roasted
Axel The Englishman
The Holy Crusader
I use the term, 'Jinkx', to describe a day where I have a psychotic breakdown due to sheer stupidity of people.
CastoffCaptain
Obsess. Hunt. Manipulate. Repeat.
Axel The Englishman
The Holy Crusader
CastoffCaptain
Obsess. Hunt. Manipulate. Repeat.
I don't... I don't think that's how the game's played. Roast me! Don't defend against a roast. Heheheheheh.
'Cause you know it's all in jest....unless that was an attempt at a roast, and then, well. AxelWelRod's so bad at roasting that it comes back as a half-compliment!
Axel The Englishman
The Holy Crusader
You asked for this!
The reason why we got rid of the Captain was because he lacked any of the necessary skills to actually Captain our ship. It got to such a low point that whales had begun to throw harpoons at US!
The reason why we got rid of the Captain was because he lacked any of the necessary skills to actually Captain our ship. It got to such a low point that whales had begun to throw harpoons at US!
Windsock
Two Thousand Club
He doesn't understand dank memes
charleen
nicos my lesbian swiffer
eat dirt
Sprios
mom's spaghetti
Charleen puts so little thought into his/her/their insults that her brain automatically shuts off under the impression no one's using it, like a bathroom light
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charleen
nicos my lesbian swiffer
hmm inter esting..
like that bathroom light you're comparing me to..
we don't have the "energy" to put actual effort towards the irrelevant *cough* das you so basically just die
lol it just came to me : - )
like that bathroom light you're comparing me to..
we don't have the "energy" to put actual effort towards the irrelevant *cough* das you so basically just die
lol it just came to me : - )
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Physiicz
Sad Boy Status
Your roasts are lacking like your capital letters.
jinkx
amateur sleuth
maybe if you focused more on literature than science, you'd be able to spell your own username.
Svadilfari
The mediocre Gatsby
Says the person who couldn't even spell 'jinx' right. :'-)
Count Gensokyo
Super Smash Bros. Melee is a Fair & Balanced Game
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Svadilfari
The mediocre Gatsby
You probably make your coffee like you make your roasts; mild, watered down, and overall shitty.
Wackadoodle0987
Arch-Magnate of the Beau Monde Patriciate
That was... so weak it couldn't even lift your pathetic morale after I'm done.
Honestly, with a 'roast' like that, one must wander if you jumped in the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking. I'm guessing by the way you seem to think you sound cool, that you imagine you're quit the wit... well, you're half right. Now I know why animals eat their young.
We all need something only you can provide... your absence. Don't bother responding, you can save your breath for your inflatable girlfriend.
Honestly, with a 'roast' like that, one must wander if you jumped in the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking. I'm guessing by the way you seem to think you sound cool, that you imagine you're quit the wit... well, you're half right. Now I know why animals eat their young.
We all need something only you can provide... your absence. Don't bother responding, you can save your breath for your inflatable girlfriend.
Taggerung
Skipper of the Otters
Too full of hot air to make a concise and to-the-point roast. Didn't even finish reading it cause it was too long and I got bored. @Taure Tavari
rennuelaw
Five Thousand Club
Oh you sure it's because you got bored or is it because you are too unintelligent and don't have enough of a attention span to pay attention to something but facebook. @Taggerung
Wackadoodle0987
Arch-Magnate of the Beau Monde Patriciate
My thanks, but I don't need you to defend me. Don't take it personally, I'm demonstrably more capable than most; it's not my fault you so thoroughly prove it. I'll make no claim to your mediocrity, and thus the insult I feel towards being defended by you, for I believe everyone is gifted. It's just a shame your package was lost in the mail.
However, as you found it necessary to help me out, so to do I wish to help you out. Which way did you come in? @djinnamon
However, as you found it necessary to help me out, so to do I wish to help you out. Which way did you come in? @djinnamon
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rennuelaw
Five Thousand Club
Oh no hunny , you misunderstand. I was just putting him in his place and i didn't read your post. Its not that its too long rather it reminded me a politcian trying too be way to formal so it came out as cringy as as thier apperances or in your case your profile picture. #burn
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Svadilfari
The mediocre Gatsby
You know why you weren't invited to that campfire party? It's because you can't even roast a marshmallow with that burn.
Oh well. I'd love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
Oh well. I'd love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
Sprios
mom's spaghetti
speaking of misunderstanding, which of your parents thought the other wore protection when you were conceived?
