rennuelaw
Five Thousand Club
You know why you weren't invited to that campfire party? It's because you can't even roast a marshmallow with that burn.
Oh well. I'd love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
Oh i'm sorry hun , i could hear you over the mob of people with pitchforks looking to slay the montrosity that is you.