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Seriously, I'm having the time of my life.

Long story short, I explained to the person I don't think we click, as they were jumping to conclusions and ignoring my questions about possible RPs. And he got so butthurt, I just... I'm crying of laughter!
Me as Noah.
Might be a few swears, I tried to censor it, but probably missed a few.



They sent, at 16 Feb,2018 5:16:35 PM:
Is their anything else you want discuss about it like for plot and whatnot

Noah the wolf sent, at 16 Feb,2018 5:33:57 PM:
No, mate. As I said before, I don't think this will work out.

They sent, at 16 Feb,2018 5:39:44 PM:
Fine then asshole

Noah the wolf sent, at 16 Feb,2018 5:41:01 PM:
Best of luck!

They sent, at 16 Feb,2018 5:41:11 PM:
Guess your to far up your own ass to even give a chance so fuck you ya egotistical shit boot and btw thanks for the free pictures from your profile asshole

Noah the wolf sent, at 16 Feb,2018 5:42:42 PM:
How mature c:

They sent, at 16 Feb,2018 5:44:40 PM:
Maybe you should remember this fuck tards I went out of my way to try to rp with you because you seem rather fun but since your just another self-absorbed dickhead who can't even do a simple fucking rp then really go fuck yourself

They sent, at 16 Feb,2018 5:45:42 PM:
Wanna know the difference between us? I actually give people a chance unlike you ya stuck up I'm unculturedget

Noah the wolf sent, at 16 Feb,2018 5:46:18 PM:
Of course.

They sent, at 16 Feb,2018 5:49:03 PM:
And again thank for the free artwork douchebag I'll just take it since it the only worth while thing on here since it's owner is a gigantic douchebag with his head so far up his ass he can't even bother to do a simple rp over a misunderstanding

Noah the wolf sent, at 16 Feb,2018 5:49:39 PM:
Good luck!

They sent, at 16 Feb,2018 5:52:20 PM:
Hell am surprised anyone wants to do a rp with a stuck up shit head with you oh wait the only people who rp with you are equally that's stuck up their own asses as well

Noah the wolf sent, at 16 Feb,2018 5:56:40 PM:
Of course. You are absolutely right. How can they?

They sent, at 16 Feb,2018 6:02:15 PM:
Shouldn't you be fucking off prick? Am not going to waste time on someone who's ego is bigger then who wanting to do a rp. And you seem very promising as a rp buddy but given that you don't want to rp over something sooooo small that you made a big deal out of and maybe we wouldn't be doing this if you had just simplified what you were going to say. When I first send the idea for the rp for are two characters to secretly like each other in a romantic way what did you think when their was a wink symbol at the end? Their was of course going to be sex in it but later in the rp as it went along but since you are impatient as fuck.

Noah the wolf sent, at 16 Feb,2018 6:04:36 PM:
Then don't waste your time! Please! Do whatever you want! You're the one returning into my inbox!

They sent, at 16 Feb,2018 6:06:32 PM:
Shouldn't you be fucking your self to kiddy
Porn

Noah the wolf sent, at 16 Feb,2018 6:06:41 PM: <<didn't send - they blocked me>>
That's a new one. Please, proceed.
 
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You can report them and have a mod give them a talkin' too. I had someone do that too, which was hysterical and I even kept the screenshots.
 
You can report them and have a mod give them a talkin' too. I had someone do that too, which was hysterical and I even kept the screenshots.
Oh, my, I don't know. I kind of want to report, but it's just a confused kid with a lot of butthurt for not getting a RP partner they wanted.

Ah, will you share screenshots? I love these hilarious people.
 
Oh, my, I don't know. I kind of want to report, but it's just a confused kid with a lot of butthurt for not getting a RP partner they wanted.

Ah, will you share screenshots? I love these hilarious people.
I can after I come back from seeing Black Panther. I'd have to edit the moron's name out.
 
Oh, and I forgot to mention. If I don't believe I want to RP with someone because they aren't a good partner I tend to block them afterwards so I don't see their stuff and they can't message me. Just to save my time and prevent stuff like this from happening. (They get blocked after I politely decline them). Might be something worth remembering in the future.
 
Ha! I love the longer strings of butthurt following your short and simple responses. Maybe they were trying to troll you, but if so I think that backfired pretty hard...lol.
 
I just take some sort of strange joy from reading such things. So, I don't block.
My blocking policy is very tolerant. I only block people who distribute disturbing (to me) content.
 
And this is how you should take it:

They sent, at 22 Feb,2018 2:49:41 PM:
Sorry I don't play with bigger guys.

Noah the wolf sent, at 22 Feb,2018 3:10:18 PM:
I thought you were bigger, though o_0 I mean, 514lbs versus 220lbs.

They sent, at 22 Feb,2018 3:12:58 PM:
I didn't mean it in a sense bigger than Dave but just bigger guys in general. Your character is way too big to be considered the fem-boy type Dave goes for.

Noah the wolf sent, at 22 Feb,2018 3:16:47 PM:
A-a-ah! I got confused by the reference image in your gallery featuring big guy, sorry!
Is this the case with all of your characters, though? I've been looking for a larger male to reverse my char's role for a while now.

They sent, at 22 Feb,2018 3:18:43 PM:
Yeah that image is now more so to show what Dave looks like really. I haven't fixed up the page in some time.
Yes it is the case with all characters, its a personal preference. I may have been more accepting of it in the past but less so now.

Noah the wolf sent, at 22 Feb,2018 3:25:24 PM:
Ah. Okay. Sorry to bother with Noah then.
Say, you mean femboys as this genuine feminine kind of "a chick who just so happens to have a D" way, or just smaller partners? I occasionally am in the mood of playing as one of my own olde characters, who's a rather small rodent, but he's not a feminine type - just an ordinary guy who so happens to be of four feet.

They sent, at 22 Feb,2018 3:27:24 PM:
It is usually feminine guys but with the occasional smaller guys. Rodents are also sorta iffy.
Sometimes it depends with me too. I would just have to really be in the mood for it.

Noah the wolf sent, at 22 Feb,2018 3:31:59 PM:
For me it always depended on a rodent in question. I saw some really cute mice on this website c:
Thanks for the time, though!
 
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Man, you broke his heart! Monster! /s

I seriously did get a chuckle out of this, though. I especially love it when people like this say things like, "I don't waste my time with your kind!!" after their 30th ten page rant.
 
I remember I declined this kid's character because the character was a hybrid (it was impossible to have hybrids in that RP) and the character was too far away for interactions. He started cussing me out, and leaving, deleting their character sheet lmfao
 
I love the way you responded. xD It's great to respond encouragingly to trolls because it makes them even madder... <u<
 
Haha oh man that pretty funny xD Ive had friends who would get cussed out from people all because my friend didnt want to rp with said person and didnt want the person to make another character for me( my friends character was dating one of mine) so the person got all pissy xD
 
I read all this expecting you to have said “no u” at the end of it.
0/5 Stars

Now I guess. Here’s some bars
I often don’t care for shit like this
When drama comes along I give it a miss
If a bitch acts butt hurt I blow them a kiss
And make sure Im Subtle with the rhyming diss
As to say straight out “oi no you suck”
Is no fun at all, like fuck.

I prefer to say, “it’s not you it’s me
And I think the way you write is shitty
Nah jokes, I can’t keep up with you!
Those phrases and swear words, to you I’m just poo
Hardly the tough child you could be
I just don’t expect you to enjoy my rp
Ah well listen to me
Ramble and moan
This was all because of a groan
About a misleading title ay
Change that shit now. What do you say?
 
Aw come on I meant that with a laugh
And yet you come with a machine gun joy killing strafe
 
I had someone snap at me all because I sent them a message say I was deleting an rp. It had kind of died and the person i messaged kind of helped kill it. He started cussing me out and telling me quitters had no place in life. I simply told him it was my rp I could do whatever I wanted but I was glad he felt I had no place in life. After that he sent 'fuck you' and blocked me. Shortly after I rebooted the RP and he came back asking to rejoin and saying sorry, I just laughed and said lol nope, he blocked me again.
 

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