Other I just had the most hilarious "no u" chat after declining a RP

[crumbelivable]

I think enough times passed for me to talk about this, cause something similar happened to me

So, I was interested in this rp about aliens taking over by assimilating into the planet and convincing people they're good, but the OP and the other person interested were complete maniacs. So, they started talking about the RP containing sex scenes. In retrospective, i should have cut off all communication at this point, but i kept going anyways. So these people continued talking to me, and told me about this 18+ RP site, clearly oblivious to the fact that i was underage. I was trying to keep things SFW and generally failing. Eventually the original thread got the zucc and that was the end of that. I told OP to fuck himself, left the convo, and never looked back.

 

[Midrick]

This guy is the type to put his fist through the TV when he dies in rainbow six siege

 

[Midrick]

From what I can gather, this is a member of SEAL Team Six with over 300 confirmed kills and has served 7 tours in Iraq. I think you dungoofed, son.

Actually Axel, this is the green beret, ranger, nightstalker, raider, delta force, seal operator who did 9 tours during desert storm and was the door gunner on the space shuttle. Every Steven Segal movie ever made is based off of this guy. When Kojima was making metal gear solid snake was based off of this guy. I bet right now he's found your adress already kevintheradioguy and he's going to come over and make you regret ever crossing him.

 

[LennyTheMemeGod]

Next time you deal with a dick head like this, send them this (I copy and pasted it. Some of it isnt grammatically correct, and I’m too lazy to change it);

What’s this you’ve said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I’m the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don’t you think you might be hurting someone’s feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You’re finally living, friend.