Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Daimao]

Подавить восстание ! Убейте повстанцев ! Поток их плоть медведей !


 
Crush the rebellion! Slay the rebels! Feed their flesh to the bears!

 

[Wintermute]

Man, I really need to learn Russian.

 

[Daimao]

Damn straight. Dirty rebel.

 

[Wintermute]

Who, me? I am no rebel!

 

[Daimao]

I never said you were. Dirty fucking shisno.

 

[Wintermute]

Oh okay.


commie cocksucker motherfucker


 
Okay, on a more serious note, I will ask all of you to watch this. Shadow, this time please wear headphones.


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy8bfp5D7pg[/media]

 

[TheAncientCelt]

@TheAncientCenturion[/URL] I have another message, quoted exactly from Hunter-
From my King, Hunter: "Give me a reason to come back TAC, be it for my people or for your demise. It is your move, old friend."

Tell Hunter that when he returns, all he loves and cares for will be ashes. Even Mock.

 

[Wintermute]

Actually, mock is already in ashes. She nuked herself.

 

[MockingXbird]

I HAVE RISEN ONCE MORE MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA I CAN NOT DIEEEEEE

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I remember. I caused it! Mwhahaha.


 
Mock, look out. Titans. . .

 

[Wintermute]

Did anyone watch the video...?

 

[MockingXbird]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR TITANZ

 

[TheAncientCelt]

They wanna be ur frens

 

[1stLt HChurch]

Tell Hunter that when he returns, all he loves and cares for will be ashes. Even Mock.

Since I count as one of those things that he loves and cares about, and I will never let any of you kill me, I will just say that you are a lying shisno and that that will never happen.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

But Church, darling. .Does he truly care?


Does he?


I think you know what you must do. Poison his next meal.

 

[MockingXbird]

O3o


 
YES. PAGE 300 IS MINEEE

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Post 3000 will be mine!

 

[MockingXbird]

NEVA

 

[TheAncientCelt]

MOCK, I WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU TAKE THIS FROM ME!

 

[MockingXbird]

MWAHAHAHHAHAH BRING IT BIACH

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I know this game, it'll end with both of us at the 2998th post and waiting for someone to comment. I'll win, just like I got the 1000th post


 
I. . Am not losing this post. I'll stay awake however long it takes.

 

[MockingXbird]

._ . HOLY HELLS. I fell asleep to clear skies...and wake up to storm

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Storms? Whatever do you mean, please explain.


 
Fucking post Mock. DO IT! DO IT NAOW!

 

[Wintermute]

Good morning guys.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Really? You'd give me 3000 this easy? I was asleep for soooo long. It was such a big shot!


That's reeeeeeeeealllly bad luck, CTAC. You called it. You stopped at 2998, I took the cake.


 
@Darkangel666 I didn't heed your warning on the video. My dog stared at me this time.


 
I should merge 3000 posts together for the 3000th post...