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One Thousand Club
The year is 1944, and you are the ultimate soldier in the war against the ultimate evil, Nazi Germany. Your name is a carefully hidden secret, but the world knows you as the meanest, baddest sunofabitch who ever held a shotgun in one hand and twenty Nazi scalps in the other. America's greatest asset in the fight for freedom and liberty. Your current mission is to disrupt Operation Eisenfaust, Adolf Shithead's latest project. Appearently, these Nazi fucks have crossed mother nature herself, and are raising an Aryan Army of the dead!
Project Eisenfaust is housed in Castle Hindenburg in Berlin, and is forwarded by evil Nazi scientist Hans Schubert. En route to Berlin, you were captured by a Nazi patrol and hidden in the tallest cell in Castle Wolfenstein, the most heavily secured Nazi stronghold in Germany. After months of torture, broken down by their sick brutality, you beg for the guard to give you medical attention in return for America's secrets.
As he opens your cell, grinning his evil Nazi smile, you spring your trap. One kick to the groin is enough for you to grab his knife from his side and plunge it into his forehead. You don't know if the sound of him struggling alerted any nearby soldiers, so you scramble for his gun. Your mission is to escape from Castle Wolfenstein, travel the sixty miles to Berlin, and stop Operation Eisenfaust by any means necessary.
Thank you, soldier, and God Bless America!
Project Eisenfaust is housed in Castle Hindenburg in Berlin, and is forwarded by evil Nazi scientist Hans Schubert. En route to Berlin, you were captured by a Nazi patrol and hidden in the tallest cell in Castle Wolfenstein, the most heavily secured Nazi stronghold in Germany. After months of torture, broken down by their sick brutality, you beg for the guard to give you medical attention in return for America's secrets.
As he opens your cell, grinning his evil Nazi smile, you spring your trap. One kick to the groin is enough for you to grab his knife from his side and plunge it into his forehead. You don't know if the sound of him struggling alerted any nearby soldiers, so you scramble for his gun. Your mission is to escape from Castle Wolfenstein, travel the sixty miles to Berlin, and stop Operation Eisenfaust by any means necessary.
Thank you, soldier, and God Bless America!
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