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Saving people from getting killed by their own shadow because they screamed at it too hard, with the Power of Friendship and the help of a conveniently self-reliant fox. -Persona 4
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Badly Explaining Games
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Emberskull
Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
Undertale:
Souls, feels and quiches
Souls, feels and quiches
Emberskull
Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
Skyrim:
Gravity defying horses.
Gravity defying horses.
Emberskull
Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
To the Moon:
Oh. My. God.
Platypus.
Oh. My. God.
Platypus.
Emberskull
Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
Portal:
Sassy robot gives you a gun. Kill the robot with said gun.
Sassy robot gives you a gun. Kill the robot with said gun.
TPBx
Simpin for Witch Tea
Asian Arcade Rhythm Games:
It's like Guitar Hero meets Dark Souls and you know you get stuff like this.
It's like Guitar Hero meets Dark Souls and you know you get stuff like this.
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Amber10170221
~Bones~
Borderlands2
Run around, kill stuff, build bad ass weapons(hack the game to have the most bad ass weapons ever), pay attention to the loading screens it will make you laugh.
Run around, kill stuff, build bad ass weapons(hack the game to have the most bad ass weapons ever), pay attention to the loading screens it will make you laugh.
TPBx
Simpin for Witch Tea
Telltale Games: The Walking Dead
Make hard choices and then cry, a lot.
Make hard choices and then cry, a lot.
Amber10170221
~Bones~
Silent Hill (The original on ps1)-
Shoot anything that moves even shadows when the sirens go off and scream like a little girl when a body pops of the locker. Then get the key off the body it is important. You need that.
Tomb Raider 2-
Sidestep left, sidestep right, sidestep left, walk one step back, and walk one step forward. Release R1, then spin at least three times in a complete circle in any direction. Finally, jump forwards and turn around in mid-air by pressing Up plus Square, Circle.....You win.
Shoot anything that moves even shadows when the sirens go off and scream like a little girl when a body pops of the locker. Then get the key off the body it is important. You need that.
Tomb Raider 2-
Sidestep left, sidestep right, sidestep left, walk one step back, and walk one step forward. Release R1, then spin at least three times in a complete circle in any direction. Finally, jump forwards and turn around in mid-air by pressing Up plus Square, Circle.....You win.
Teacup
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Tales of Symphonia:
How to save a world... wait, scratch that, TWO worlds!
Step 1: Defeat a millennia old religion and its god.
Step 2: Plant a magical tree
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!
How to save a world... wait, scratch that, TWO worlds!
Step 1: Defeat a millennia old religion and its god.
Step 2: Plant a magical tree
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!
Emberskull
Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
Super Mario Bros: An genetically enhanced shroom druggie travels through a land of mutated monsters to save the princess. Again.
Esper Alucard
Fleur's Pervy Neko Bot
Devil may Cry 3: Edgy demon teen kills brother and shoots stuff
Orikanyo
Do you hear it? The screams of Gacha salt?
Sunless sea
Man a vessel, sail to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them.
Mount and Blade warband.
Build an army fueled by the silk trade and butter.
Fire emblem awakening
Eugenics simulator
Fire emblem Fates
Eugenics simulator 2: electric bugaloo.
Now with more "incest!"
Pokemon Sun/Moon
"Nebby, get in the bag."
Rune factory
Harvest moon, but with monsters and even less of a fan base.
Goat simulator.
Be a goat, shenanigans ensue.
Persona 3-4
Romance simulator with occasional plot interference.
Man a vessel, sail to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them.
Mount and Blade warband.
Build an army fueled by the silk trade and butter.
Fire emblem awakening
Eugenics simulator
Fire emblem Fates
Eugenics simulator 2: electric bugaloo.
Now with more "incest!"
Pokemon Sun/Moon
"Nebby, get in the bag."
Rune factory
Harvest moon, but with monsters and even less of a fan base.
Goat simulator.
Be a goat, shenanigans ensue.
Persona 3-4
Romance simulator with occasional plot interference.
Count Gensokyo
Super Smash Bros. Melee is a Fair & Balanced Game
New! Super Mario Bros.:
Move one direction across the entire continent in an effort to rescue a princess who's too lazy to bake cake anymore.
Ocarina of Time:
Spend more time switching out your items through a separate menu and checking back to remember the notes to that one ocarina song than you do exploring a dungeon. Also, the wall-masters in the Forest Temple will still leave you spooked even after you beat the dungeon.
Dark Souls:
PRAISE THE SUN
JOLLY COOPERATION
WELL? WHAT IS IT?
GANK SQUADS
GIANT DAD
and, of course, GIT GUD.
Touhou:
Waifu B causing trouble
Send Waifu A to solve it
Beats the stuffing out of Waifu B
Waifu B is like "lel you wrecked me and tore off my sleeves in the fight, I need to undo all my hard work because law"
Waifu A be like "Gud"
Waifu B and her obligatory subordinate from the previous stage throw a party
All the waifus come and get drunk off sake
Credits Roll
Every 2hu plot ever.
Move one direction across the entire continent in an effort to rescue a princess who's too lazy to bake cake anymore.
Ocarina of Time:
Spend more time switching out your items through a separate menu and checking back to remember the notes to that one ocarina song than you do exploring a dungeon. Also, the wall-masters in the Forest Temple will still leave you spooked even after you beat the dungeon.
Dark Souls:
PRAISE THE SUN
JOLLY COOPERATION
WELL? WHAT IS IT?
GANK SQUADS
GIANT DAD
and, of course, GIT GUD.
Touhou:
Waifu B causing trouble
Send Waifu A to solve it
Beats the stuffing out of Waifu B
Waifu B is like "lel you wrecked me and tore off my sleeves in the fight, I need to undo all my hard work because law"
Waifu A be like "Gud"
Waifu B and her obligatory subordinate from the previous stage throw a party
All the waifus come and get drunk off sake
Credits Roll
Every 2hu plot ever.
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KikiYushima
Resident Pokemon Ranger Fanatic
Pokemon Ranger:
Circles and the power of friendship can solve anything!
Circles and the power of friendship can solve anything!
CoreyXIX
BA Freakin' Overlord
Diablo 3:
Kill everything, take it's stuff.
Kill everything, take it's stuff.
Andy Samberg
Andy Samberg
Destiny (my favorite game but I don't know why):
Bungie downgrades.
Bungie downgrades.
TPBx
Simpin for Witch Tea
Heroes of the Storm:
If DoTA was too complicated for you with its carriers, diverse team comps, heroes with 10 abilities, and item actives. Then you played League since it was all of that, but just way more beginner friendly.
If League was still somehow too complicated. Then there is this freaking game: Heroes of the Storm. Just made up of the basic elements of a Moba. With its pre-set build paths called talents, no last hitting/pulling/denying mechanics for creep waves, no gold/only experience, no vision control, smash buildings, mosh pit teamfights, etc.
Thats the sorta bad explanation.
The really bad explanation is that this is the game that all your friends on Overwatch told you to play in order to get that really cool Genji skin. You installed, played 15 rush mid ai games, and uninstalled. Never looking back because that is literally the first and last time you'll touch a moba.
If DoTA was too complicated for you with its carriers, diverse team comps, heroes with 10 abilities, and item actives. Then you played League since it was all of that, but just way more beginner friendly.
If League was still somehow too complicated. Then there is this freaking game: Heroes of the Storm. Just made up of the basic elements of a Moba. With its pre-set build paths called talents, no last hitting/pulling/denying mechanics for creep waves, no gold/only experience, no vision control, smash buildings, mosh pit teamfights, etc.
Thats the sorta bad explanation.
The really bad explanation is that this is the game that all your friends on Overwatch told you to play in order to get that really cool Genji skin. You installed, played 15 rush mid ai games, and uninstalled. Never looking back because that is literally the first and last time you'll touch a moba.
Esper Alucard
Fleur's Pervy Neko Bot
Nekopara: KITTY T!TS
Chachalotte
owo
Age of Empire :
Esper Alucard
Fleur's Pervy Neko Bot
Destiny: Halo and Borderlands has a baby
billthesomething
Four Thousand Club
Toy Soldiers: Makes you want to buy actual Tin Soldiers
Mad Max: GTA V in modern day Australia
Mother Russia Bleeds: DRUGS MAKE YOU POWERFUL!!
Postal Redux: Postal games should not be scary
Mad Max: GTA V in modern day Australia
Mother Russia Bleeds: DRUGS MAKE YOU POWERFUL!!
Postal Redux: Postal games should not be scary
Andy Samberg
Andy Samberg
Destiny:
Give me your money!
Give me your money!
Esper Alucard
Fleur's Pervy Neko Bot
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Crispy Fries
Legally Mexican
Left 4 Dead:
The entire Chicago Marathon tries to get a bite of you and- JESUS FUCK WHO SCARED THE WITCH
The entire Chicago Marathon tries to get a bite of you and- JESUS FUCK WHO SCARED THE WITCH
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