Badly Explaining Games

[billthesomething]

Black Mesa: The proof that Gabe Newell who despite having gone to Harvard, can't count to three


Haydee: The only game that is hard alongside the player

 

[Spazzycat101]

Hunt and capture wild animals, or leave them near-death after using your pet to attack them. Journey around and pit your pets against others' in battles.


Pokemon pretty much everything.

 

[CoreyXIX]

Metal Gear Solid V:


Two crippled people run a mercenary group to fight a fan of The Lone Ranger, discovers revenge sucks.

 

[BlueClover]

Fallout New Vegas:


Local man shot in the head(Probably insane) goes on a killing spree and destroys all major powers for a poker chip.

 

[Birdsie]

Dawn of War series:
How to NOT be a galactic interspecies diplomat. Unless we're talking about peace through superior firepower.

Warhammer 40,000 Eternal Crusade:
The faction that is most sternly disciplined, full of ardent determination and combat experienced in the lore is played by impatient 11-year-olds with little to no ability in aiming and shooting a gun.
The faction that is most chaotic and random in the lore, on the other hand, is played by calm, collected and cool players that form complex guilds and squads where each member has a functional purpose.

Half-Life 2:
Scientist goes forward in time to overthrow a local government.

Half-Life 2 Episode 1:
And then he destroys their version of the White House.

Half-Life 2 Episode 2:
And then he nukes whatever remained of it with the help from a girl attracted to him that is probably 10-20 years younger (or more), several friendly woodland critters/alien refugees, and a garden gnome.

CS:GO:
Because Terrorists and Counter-Terrorists put much effort into buying decor for their guns and purchasing exotic knives.

CS 1.6:
ISIS training program.

Doom (2016):
Exorcist training program... in space!

Garry's Mod:
The closest thing we have to "God Simulator."

Devil May Cry franchise:
Back when teen half-demons weren't that edgy.

 

[Collidias Rex]

Shipping Simulator

- Samurai Warriors 4: Empires

 

[Stella Fleuré]

Final Fantasy XV

A royal edgy otaku and his three friends take his dad's car and go on a roadtrip while the country's at war.

Uncharted 4

Fortune hunter is reunited with long lost brother and they go on an adventure to find dead pirate's treasure.

 

[Stella Fleuré]

Resident Evil 7

Crazy infected Southern hillbillies welcome you to the family while you were looking for your seemingly dead wife.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Hitler Simulator

Hearts of Iron IV

European Imperialism Simulator

Europa Universalis IV

Hunting endangered animals in space

Evolve

 

[Eye of Nowhere]

"You still haven't caught them all, because we invented more."
~ Pokemon Sun/Moon

"Robots destroyed humanity, then decided to become random animals."
~ Horizon: Zero Dawn

"The cake is an easter egg."
~Portal