Badly Explaining Games

[Deadkool]

You've got one sentence, explain your favorite game's story/premise in the most concise and humorous way you can


Hotline Miami:


Disgruntled Florida furry goes on rampage


Portal:


Black Mesa competitor updates to Windows 10

 

[RibRipper]

Skyrim:


Illegal alien with turrets shouts at lizards until they die.

 

[MedievalMethods]

Halo:


Hello I am Master Cheif lol lol lol lol lol!

 

[Noivian]

Undertale:


Child falls into hell, makes friends.

 

[Okashi Yuki]

Starcraft:


You require additional pylons.

 

[MISTER UN. 0W3N]

Ratchet & Clank:


Buddy cop game with a renegade tin can and a furry mechanic.

 

[MedievalMethods]

Star Wars: Battlefront


May the $110 Season Pass be with you.

 

[MISTER UN. 0W3N]

Persona 4:


Plucky cast of teenage Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fans go on a big Scooby Doo mystery investigation.

 

[Okashi Yuki]

Fallout 4:


Hide your kid, hide your wife didn't work.

 

[MedievalMethods]

This game... (>n>) deserves two mentions:


Tom Clancy's: The Division


Saving New York City... One Walnut Pom-Pom Beanie at a time.


The Division: Dark Zone

 

[Noivian]

Splatoon:


The kid/squid debate.

 

[MISTER UN. 0W3N]

Kingdom Hearts:


... WHEN YOU WALK AWAY, YOU WON'T HEAR ME SAY...

 

[Okashi Yuki]

Dark Souls series:


Here is a shield, here is a sword; too bad for you, there is a horde.

 

[MedievalMethods]

Mass Effect 3:


Endings are Red, Green, and Blue... I wasted 6 years, playing for You...

 

[Noivian]

TF2:


Valve please nerf.

 

[MISTER UN. 0W3N]

Conker's Bad Fur Day:


Where The Hangover got their idea from.

 

[Okashi Yuki]

Borderlands:


I need new gun for my gun's gun.

 

[BIue]

Pokemon:


Catch weird animals and throw them at strangers to fight.

 

[XiaoWeiXiao]

DotA 2:


choose from "cyka blyat" or "tangina vovo mo"

 

[BIue]

Undertale:


Flowers are evil


or


Play me like a normal RPG and feel like a soulless murderer

 

[LegoLad659]

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask


Kid wanders through the forest and gets ambushed by another kid. Suddenly the world is going to explode. But it's okay because time travel.


Edit: Also I can't read. I'll fix it up tomorrow.

 

[BIue]

Slenderman:


OH GOD THERE'S A TALL MAN FOLLOWING ME

 

[MedievalMethods]

Minecraft:


Stripping mining is cool, because Redstone is preciousss.

 

[XiaoWeiXiao]

Persona 3:


become a pimp to save the world

 

[Noivian]

HL2:


When is next episode?