Amber10170221

Amber10170221

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  • Amber10170221
    When a 17 year old kid sends you an unwanted ***** pic...send it to his mom :D


    Muahahahaha
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    You can always send it to the mom. Or, there's a website that'll post it and embarrass them.


    Send it to their DAD lmao
    Amber10170221
    Amber10170221
    I sent his mom pics of the whole convo. I told him I was to old for him and not interested in a nice way even after he continuously said vulgar things. And then i told him to leave me alone and he sent the nasty pic. Now his mom has it and she said she was going to handle it :D
    Amber10170221
    So my good friend had surgery and I stayed a week at her house to help her with her kids a couple months ago. Her eldest son is 14 and very religious....we had a funny convo


    Me: Eli, take out the trash.


    Eli: I am not going to take out the trash.


    Me: God said obey your elders.


    Eli: God also said don't lie and I am not going to lie and say I'm taking out the trash when I ain't.


    Me: Touche now take out the damn trash.


    Eli: What did the trash do to you that you want to damn it to hell. 


    This kid....
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    Amber10170221
    Amber10170221
    I don't know about all that but toes could be fingers. Very conveint when your brother has you in a head lock and like bam pinch em with the toes and they are like ahhhhh.....what the f*ck was that 


    Commando feet :D  
    Squirrel Man Huey
    Squirrel Man Huey
    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I use my toes like that. My daughters call them my monkey feet.
    Elephantom
    Elephantom
    Meanwhile, I call them 'Lanky-feet'. They barely move at all, much less, even remotely pinch someone. 
    Amber10170221
    Sperm donors- Good for pissing you off.


    In-laws- (Not my father in law, he deserves mucho respect) Good for complaining about all sorts of shit.
    Amber10170221
    2 Emergencies in one night....I am tired but getting to my replies in a moment. Wish I could go back to bed though.
    Amber10170221
    I get annoyed when someone ask for a detailed roleplay and you start it off with a 13 paragraph intro. They get pissy and say they wasn't looking to read or write a book. Well a book is a lot more than 13 paragraphs. You also left the plot line and back ground up to me because you were indecisive and didn't care. Sorry, it took 13 paragraphs to explain location, character and ect. 


    Done with my rant. 
    Amber10170221
    My two year old son decided to pick up out kitten who didn't want to be held and she bit him


    Son: *Crying* Mommy


    Me: I told you to leave her alone.


    Son: Kitty....my my my my nipple.


    Me: How do you know what a nipple is? :/
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    Rat
    Rat
    I think I'm more amused by the fact that the cat bit his nipple, not his finger or his hand tbh xD
    Amber10170221
    Amber10170221
    His dad got bit by a brown recluse on his nipple. He must have inherited bad luck nipples from him. 
    Rat
    Rat
    Omfg xD
    Amber10170221
    When the generation before you complains about your generation....


    Isn't your generation the parents of our generation? 
    Amber10170221
    Amber10170221
    Just my opinion, but individuals are to blame for their own choices and way of life when they are old enough to make a decision. It isn't this colors fault or that generations fault. You are responsible for yourself and your own mind set. 


    My mother worked very hard and made us work for anything we wanted. One of my brothers still turned out to be a criminal and lazy. My point, the blame doesn't rest with my mother for the way he is. The blame rest with him and the road he decided to walk. 


    My statement isn't really to place blame at the generation before me or you. It is to say, "Hey look how easy it is to point the finger."
    Amber10170221
    When someone likes a status reply and their username is Nobody. 


    Nobody liked the status reply to.....


    Lol yes, at first I was like wtf! is RPN trying to make me depressed but then it clicked it is someone's username. Shhhh....I didn't get any sleep last night. Don't judge me.
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    Amber10170221
    Amber10170221
    At least your adorable and got that going for you. 


    Catch you on the bright side.


    Yes, I know Rocco says flip side in the movie. Sorry in a boondock saints reference kind of mood. 
    Lord Pug
    Lord Pug
    This happened to me, too.


    RPN: Nobody liked your status update.


    Me: ;-; Why?
    Amber10170221
    Amber10170221
    I wasn't the only one :)
    Amber10170221
    So 1:40am and I get woke up to the feeling I am being stared at. Take a peek with one eye and yes, I dropped the f-bomb in front of my four year old. Now she is scolding me for cussing and asking for a drink.
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    Amber10170221
    Amber10170221
    But I guess the f-bomb is a lot better than going into kung fu mode. One time when she was a newborn. I heard her crying on the baby monitor. I thought her dad was still sleeping and I swear he was in the bed. I walked into her room and to me through tired eyes looked like a white haze. Thinking it was a ghost I threw a chair at my her dad....my bad. He was wearing his army silks which are tan and I have poor vision. 
    BloodWolfRising
    BloodWolfRising
    Haha that is kind of funny, my little one is only going on 5 months old. But I've had something similar to you throwing a chair. I was sleeping and having a bad dream and my sister had went to come wake me, I accidentally punched her in the face cuz in my dream I was fighting off something. I felt so bad but I also couldn't help but laugh.
    Amber10170221
    Amber10170221
    When you have kids, its like you go into mamma bear mode at the worse times lol. I have a 2 year old too and after both of mine were born had dreams of someone trying to hurt them and I would go all crazy on them in my dream. 
    Amber10170221
    The new kitten's name is Mustard...why?


    My kid poured mustard on her and now she smells like mustard even after a bath. So now they are calling her mustard. 
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    Axel The Englishman
    Axel The Englishman
    Did I at any point ever indicate that I did not like the name Mustard? I thought it would be kinda funny in if that happened. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must return to my bridge where I must scare away three goats who keep coming for some reason.
    Amber10170221
    Amber10170221
    Sorry it seemed to be a smart ass question to me. I also said, "if" meaning I wasn't sure of your intentions. If you are genuinely just trying to be funny, then sorry for misunderstanding but you can easily mistake someone's intention because you can't hear a tone or study body language on the internet. 


    Don't forget the toll while you are on that bridge...just sayin, it may be a decent living but as I remember correctly the troll ends up losing those kinds of stories. 
    Enuky
    Enuky
    It's cute<3 I once found two kittens at a wendys and named them Frosty and Cashew for the frosty and asian cashew chicken salad. 
    Amber10170221
    Husband: How has your day been?


    Me: Survival of the fittest


    Husband: Why?


    Me: Well....the kids decorated the kitten with mustard. They locked Rocco(our jack russell) in the dryer. I was wondering why I hadn't seen him for a couple of hours. I went to check the mail and they locked me out of the house. By the way I can't get the window screen back on.


    Husband: What about Lincoln? (Our husky)


    Me: He is on their side.


    Husband: Whose side?


    Me: *whispers* The children of the corn


    Husband: Have you lost your mind?


    Me: What!? No!? They have lost theirs. 
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    Axel The Englishman
    Axel The Englishman
    R
    Rock And Roll Boy
    GOODNESS ME! 
    Amber10170221
    Amber10170221
    Eh, they have their moments were they make you feel all warm and you smile because that is your kid.


    My eldest loves scary stuff. So halloween there was this guy who was dressed up all scary sitting on his porch and did the whole stare you down and make scary groans and moans. And he was pretty scary but my four year old walked right up to him and said "Give me your candy, dude." and she puckered her lips and stared him down until he gave her candy.


    Moments like that, you are like "Thats my kid!"
    Amber10170221
    If you constantly give negativity, don't be surprise when that is all you get. Start talking positive about yourself and others. You will be amazed at how those dark days will dissipate. This is coming from someone who battles with PTSD and depression. Don't say it can't be done. I am proof it can. 
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