Badly Explaining Games

Metal Gear Solid:


Cloned guy with unfortunate code name stops anime robot, learns his brother knows nothing about genetics.
 
sims:


make a happy family and watch them work their way to success 


drown ugly simulated people by deleting ladders and laugh at their pathetic gibberish. use cheats, then proceed to reproduce with the grim reaper and get rich. 
 
Fallout 3:


Everyone's dead and its 200 years later and you hav to find ur dad, also install a water filter into Thomas Jefferson.
 
Morrowind:


Listen to a drug addict to go on various quests before meeting a nearly naked hermaphrodite god that helps you defeat somebody who doesn't exist anymore.
 
Cave Story: You is Robot who must save a bunch of bunnies, Also you unlock alternate story by steeling fembot's panties 


Shantae: Main character's bra is only a single pixel 


The Swapper: Clones don't have souls 


Mad Father: Chainsaws are a great toy for little girls.


Firewatch: If Gone Home was interesting 


Skyrim Special Edition: I hah no idea, this was in my library 
 
Dragon Age: Origins: Random man saves your life by making you drink blood and fight a dragon.


Corpse Party BloodCovered: Teenagers incorrectly rip apart a paper-doll, get their own limbs ripped apart as punishment.


Fallout New Vegas: Underpaid mailman gets shot in the head; ends up in the middle of a fight between angry Romans and depressed cowboys.
 
Metal Gear Solid:


A six feet man destroys a thousand feet bipedal tank machine with only a rocket launcher..... sounds legit.
 
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((How can I just pick one???))


Undertale:


Kid falls in hole but doesn't die.


Kirby:


Pink ball....LIVE?!


Death Road To Canada:


Zombies eat brains but Canada doesn't have any zombies because reasons so go to Canada. NOW.
 
Dark Souls: The game of how many times you die.


Dark Souls 2: Welcome to Dark Souls.


Dark Souls 3: Something-something ashes and cinders.


Bully: That guy in school that you probably hated because they were stupid but got everything in life their way. Also, Art Class is bae.


World of Warcraft: You're told to do stuff and you go touch sparkles or kill some random number of stuff until it says Quest Complete.


Amnesia: The Dark Descent: You forgot what you were doing so you risk your life against horrible things to figure out--hey, you're killing an old man, woohoo!
 
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I might as well do the rest for TES


Arena: Recover all pieces of a magical rod for a ghost lady.


Daggerfall: Break into grave sites until you're strong enough to simultaneously conquer multiple kingdoms, break time, and create gods.


Redguard: Pirates of the Caribbean with a giant slug and a dragon.


Battlespire: Like Daggerfall, but only with the mazes.

Morrowind: Listen to a drug addict to go on various quests before meeting a nearly naked hermaphrodite god that helps you defeat somebody who doesn't exist anymore.



Stormhold: Instigate prison riots to stop a crazy guy.


Dawnstar: You have a 25% chance of making the right choice and beating a crab yeti.


Shadowkey: Collect a bunch of teeth until a final battle.


Oblivion: Watch a pseudo-Sean Bean die, again.


Skyrim: Eat souls and gain lots of power.


Elder Scrolls Online: Endlessly skirmish with random people over pieces of magical paper.


Legends: The sixth game to make Daedra a main plot and enemy.


Elder Scrolls Pinball: Play with virtual balls.
 
The Last Of Us:


Murder, giraffes and abandonment issues.


Or...


LoZ Twilight Princess:


The hero of time is secretly a furry.
 
RS6:


"I'm just saying man, you should go kitche-" -Ash was never seen again.-
 
Battlefield 4/one:


Acrobats with RPG's with god like balancing since 2013


(v Better explanation v)

 
Fallout 4: Get revenge for yo baby mama


Payday 2: BUY OUR DLC!!!!! (Featuring Ron Pearlman, Goats, Hotline Miami, And a whole bunch of other shit)


Day Of The Tentacles: A lot less rape then the title implies 
 
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