Badly Explaining Games

[ghost of past]

Papers please:


"HAIL ARSDTOKZIA PROUD. Or sumthing like dat."


AC:


"Cause I'm Freeeeeeee...Free falling"


Portal:


Cakes a lie, I hate robots, and the portal gun ROCKS!


Skylanders:


"That'll be $400 please"


Titanfall:


Mirrors edge, Battlefield, and Transformers combined.


Just cause:


Just cause I want to


Street Fighter:


Wut?


Street Fighter 2:


HADOOOKIE


WRC5:


Vroom, glitch, vroom


Until Dawn:


A Stephen King film

 

[CoreyXIX]

Shadows of the Damned:


Man with dick jokes tries to save girlfriend from demons.

 

[Deadkool]

Life is Strange


I see dead people. Wait...no, nevermind.

 

[ghost of past]

Uncharted:


Every scraped Indiana Jones re-boot ever.

 

[CoreyXIX]

No More Heroes:


Conwoman tricks otaku into killing a bunch of people.

 

[Graphite]

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time


HEY, LISTEN! WATCH OUT, HEY! x infinity

 

[Gexln]

Kingdom Hearts:


Old creeper possesses people to turn them into an army, so that he can make a superpowered weapon to open doors.

 

[Dodiestee]

Mass Effect 2 -


Save the galaxy. But first, fix my problem x8 (x10w/DLC) or I wont fight good.

 

[ghost of past]

Ori and the Blind Forest: Emotional Parkour

 

[ghost of past]

Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword:


What an anniversary. A sword I can swing using my WII remote. NO.

 

[Refaulted]

Borderlands 2:


Fight Phantom of the Opera ripoff with more guns than numbers exist.

 

[fluticasone]

Love Live! School Idol Festival


Collect little girls and tap their faces.

 

[WanderingJester]

South Park: The Stick of Truth


Family friendly cartoon about kids experiencing the joy of LARPing.

 

[Waraeru]

Pokemon~


Animal abuse.

 

[Spacekitty]

CSGO


F*ck this I'm done I can't take it anymore


Or


Just spent 2.50 for a 1 cent gun


Or


Suka Blyat

 

[xMrsDopex]

Mario though...

 

[Refaulted]

Mario:


Fat Italian plumber performs animal abuse while high on mushrooms.

 

[desmaid]

Panzer Watch


Girl having problems with monkeys, and war

 

[Sombra Arcana]

FEAR 2:


Look behind you. Oh! Jumpscares. Also...fucked by a ghost

 

[Sombra Arcana]

Also:


The Darkness: 21 years old gets stuffed with mafia...kills them all with evil heads on his back.


The Darkness 2: Guy is back with more ways to kill everyone! Also...QUADRAWIELDING MFW


Saints Row The Third: Let's go killing everything and causing mayhem with a giant purple d$ld@

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

HyperDimension Neptunia


Sony is tsundere for Sega

 

[billthesomething]

Postal 2.


Release You inner sociopath by pissing on donuts and feed it to police man

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

Persona 3:
become a pimp to save the world

that works for P4 and P5 from the looks of things...

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

Marvel vs. Capcom series


"It's Mah-Vel Baby!"

 

[CoreyXIX]

Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty


Space cowboy overthrows tyrant and subdues alienized love interest.