Badly Describe a Game Here

[BackSet]

Toy Blocks fight a superheroes well known rogues gallery.

--Lego Batman

 

[Ver Million]

I heard you like Lost in Thoughts All Alone. Ready to listen to it 24/7 as you duke it out with your family?
-Fire Emblem Fates

 

[capMARVELOUS]

COUNTRY ROOOOOADS, TAKE ME HOOOOOME --Fallout 76--

 

[vxlkyrie]

girl uses bow and arrow to hunt robots

horizon zero dawn

 

[BackSet]

Oh god! Oh god! Chickens! They're attacking! Why is this happening! What did I do! This is hell!

-any Legend of Zelda Game.

 

[starfallen.txt]

beat up people until the weather gets better
- touhou project 7

 

[BackSet]

There are no other features in this game. Just hats.

-Team Fortress 2

 

[smallnscrappy]

My spouse shouts profanity about Hitler for hours, and sometimes screams in terror.

 

[BackSet]

You just wasted 60 dollars on a mobile phone game for the PS4

-battlefront II

 

[Kami162005]

Free to play yet you pay out of the butt for skins and every thing else.

-smite

 

[BackSet]

Only rememvered for memes.

-Zero wing

 

[Gh0st1e]

Animal Fighting with ten year olds

-Pokemon

 

[BackSet]

You get to be a horrible person... in HD

-Shadow of the Collosus for PS4

 

[Corrosion]

Spend half the game killing a bunch of pirates to save your friends, spend the other half getting high, killing animals, playing poker, hang gliding, and learning about the definition of insanity over and over again. Also bang a hot native chick if you're a heartless bastard.

- Far Cry 3

 

[BackSet]

The world is subject to endless pain and torment. I should go fishing!

-Ocarina of Time

 

[capMARVELOUS]

Basically Batman v Superman 500 years in the future. --HALO 5: Guardians--

 

[BackSet]

What? Main quest? Storyline? Eldritch Abominations? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. I'm too busy playing Extreme Water Polo.

-Final Fantasy X

 

[Akudo]

Teenagers fight demons to make people feel bad.

-Persona 5

 

[The Fabulous Emerald]

FULTON. EVERYTHING.

- Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

 

[The Fabulous Emerald]

"Here, Dave, have these two primed grenades and run at that Triscene. You'll be fine."

- XCOM: TFTD

 

[BackSet]

How the hell is this wolf holding a paintbrush?

Okami

 

[Elysian-]

Pew pew pew


Star Wars Battlefront

 

[starfallen.txt]

drive animals to near extinction simulator

- any monster hunter game, ever

 

[uhh]

The lady with the boobs and the hair and the knives who does stuff.

- Blood Rayne

 

[BackSet]

In a world filled with morally gray edgy video game protagonists, you get to play the most evil protagonist of all: A Lwayer.

-Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney