Badly Describe a Game Here

[Sapphic]

gay baseball bat cat comes home and there are definitely leaves

Night in the Woods

 

[Eiko]

get a blood transplant, fight eldritch gods

Bloodborne

 

[capMARVELOUS]

Video game consoles with tits fight evil Internet memes with the power of said tits. --Hyperdimension Neptunia series--

 

[Capza]

A happy father and son outing.

God of War

 

[Sashamar]

Save the world by cooking, alternatively set everything on fire
-Overcooked

Losing is FUN! ...Why are you crying?
-Rimworld

 

[capMARVELOUS]

Put the name of the game in the title of your YouTube video, get demonetized! --Sea of Thieves--

 

[Macintot]

Evil pig has triangle. Fight him with the help of your own triangle and a princess who also has a triangle. Also use your sword as a lawn mower. -- Legend of Zelda franchise

Pre-teen steals magic animals from their natural habitats and forces them to fight other magic animals for fun and profit. - Main series Pokemon games

Lose your memory, become a monster, do odd jobs for other monsters because the world is ending or something. - Pokemon Mystery Dungeon series

Teach Pokemon the power of friendship by drawing circles around them. - Pokemon Ranger series

 

[Bored-Tigecko]

grown ass man yells at his son a lot. Oh wait turns out he's a grown ass god. -God of War 2018

Child Endangerment -Undertale

Beat the shit out of popular characters- SSB

Squirt liquid at your friends- Splatoon

 

[Bored-Tigecko]

contra - Cuphead

 

[TheRowBoat]

"It's like Skyrim with guns" - Far Cry 3

 

[capMARVELOUS]

The Dark Souls of platformers, so hard that you can't get over a fucking cylinder in the damn tutorial level. --Cuphead--

 

[CrowOuttaHell]

Click circles while listening to music. Oh and there are other modes too I guess.
- osu!

Dating sim with only one romance option.
- Doki Doki Literature Club

Attempt to race on multiplayer only to have the server disconnect you and not refund your season ticket.
- Asphalt 8: Airborne

When you don't feel cool enough to use an actual guitar.
- Guitar Hero

 

[capMARVELOUS]

<breathes in> Boy. --God of War 2018--

 

[Lord Bradorian]

The Last of Us - Guy is confused as to who his daughter is

 

[Hextremus]

Ah fuck, we destroyed another ancient city.

~ Every Uncharted game

 

[Emotional Enigma]

Trying to save your girlfriend from a babysitting job.

-Resident Evil 7

 

[Corrosion]

East and West Germany, but in space.

- Killzone: Shadow Fall

 

[Maj]

Tim Burton's Minecraft
-Don't Starve

 

[SlightlyOpenCurtains]

Shooting People - EVERY FPS EVER

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

You remember Skyrim?

-LoZ: BoTW

 

[capMARVELOUS]

Murphy's Law in action: anything that can go wrong, does. --GTA Series--

 

[Lillie Summers]

Children force subatomic creatures into slavery (Pokemon).

 

[Probably a crow]

sky racists-bioshock infinite

 

[Freikugel]

Roll around into a ball sticking anything on it ranging for garbage to animals and even buildings to become a star so you can please your father a giant king with a cylinder face.

Kamatari Damacy

Bonus point as it was a literal description not a bad one

 

[Ezleurnoe]

4 Frames full of confusion, illusions, and WTF and how - Gorogoa.

Over-enthusiastic "Objections!" every where. - Phoenix Wright

Zombies summons zombies. - Undead Knights