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[Buttercup.]

Walk around a vast world getting your arse kicked by the same boss 5 times, waiting to find a greathammer and then being like "what the hell, this is barely the size of a straight sword" when you do find one. But at least you have a kawaii waifu with four arms.
- Elden Ring.

 

[PatriasLover]

cubes
(yall know)

 

[BackSet]

cubes
(yall know)

Cube World?

 

[PatriasLover]

Cube World?

the other one

 

[BackSet]

the other one

Roblox?

 

[Swan Van Gogh]

Triangle extraordinaire Pythagoras inadvertently started a line of secret society stabby bois.
-- Assasin's Creed Odyssey

 

[PatriasLover]

Roblox?

the other other one

 

[Can Helsing]

Can't decide between your long term girlfriend, a new fling, or a young sweetheart.

Use the Building Blocks to Live.

Get really really drunk.

Have the wool pulled over your eyes and you run with the herd like the sheep you are.

--Catherine

 

[BackSet]

the other other one

...

Yeah, I've run out of cube based games that aren't the actual answer.

 

[Kumii]

A son with daddy issues and a father with anger issues go on an adventure.
-God of War (PS4)

Smack giant monsters a few times with a hammer til dead.
-Monster Hunter

Smack giant monsters a few times with a hammer til dead... with friends.
-Monster Hunter: World

 

[DamnTheStyx]

...

Yeah, I've run out of cube based games that aren't the actual answer.

Trove?

 

[Kumii]

Trove?

methinks they're talking about Minecraft

 

[BackSet]

methinks they're talking about Minecraft

Yeah, we got that.

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Star Wars on crack.
-No Man's Sky

 

[PatriasLover]

there are no rules, only a religious philosopher and a follower of the Leviathan
~calvinball

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Ride the Soul Train all the way to Moscow and get shot in the back of the head - oh wait, this isnt Fallout: New Vegas...
-Metro: Exodus

 

[DamnTheStyx]

The nuclear option but with Planes
-Project Wingman

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Commit various war crimes against the Soviet Union flying various expensive military equipment while never uttering a single word and bossing around your allies with nothing but NO and YES.

Oh, and you're high. Literally all the time.
- Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

fall down a hole. Funny Bone Man wants you to meet his brother and stuff
-Undertale

Funny Bone Man Two: Electric Boogaloo. This time he did ur mum.
-Deltarune

 

[Crow]

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

Broody stud muffin kills stuff and sleeps with all the ladies.
(The Witcher 3)

 

[Macintot]

Admit it: You're just here to justify buying all those figurines.
- Warhammer 40k

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

You expected a killer Kojima title

BUT IT WAS ME, KONAMI!

- MGSV

 

[Macintot]

Bet you didn't expect either of these franchises to make a competent tactics game.
- Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle

 

[DamnTheStyx]

…
Rolled a One.
-Dungeons and Dragons