duegxybus

Another relic of a bygone age, derelict and forgotten.

Hello, how's it going?

the sad fuck who threatened to kill me better be gone from this site lmao

"I can't write unless Jupiter and Saturn are aligned and my muse is vibrating at a frequency of EXACTLY 200 Hertz"

Yes, you can, you pretentious fuck.

3 exams. 10 weeks. Let's fucking do this shit.

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Oh, you're still active!

I probably shouldn't have signed up to work so much over the break. Turns out I need it more than I think...

"So, Jess, what are you thankful for?"
Dont say food
Dont say food
Dont say food
Dont say food
Dont say food
Dont say food
DONT SAY FOOD
DONT SAY FOOD
DONT SAY FOOD

RIP STAN LEE nu d(oAo)b

"Hey can you play Loki for my OC"
"Hm? Well, I-"
"Don't worry he can be totally in love with my OC right because she's sooo much more murderous than he is"
"Loki's not..."
"MY OC'S NAME'S AGATHE BERRYSHIRE AND SHE'S THE CLASSIEST THING OUT THERE MAKE LOKI LOVE HER ALSO SHE'S SUPER CHARMING AND HAS SO MUCH MAGIC POTENTIAL I THINK LOKI WOULD MAKE HER HIS PROTEGE AND LOVER"
"ok this isn't working bye"

We had an anti bullying assembly at school. The administration seemed a lot more upset that students were ordering uberEATS to campus rather than how a lot of us are getting into frequent fights and getting hurt...

Random videos of dogs being dogs suddenly become 10 times funnier when you're in quiet public place and shouldn't be laughing

-pats head-

Romantic "Date":
♡You pick me up in your car
♡We plan to drive to KFC
♡The car runs out of gas.
♡We stop at a gas station
♡"Fill up the car, babe" you say
♡I go to fill the car
♡I've never done this before
♡The pump breaks
♡Gasoline everywhere
♡"I tried" I say, sopping wet with gas
♡You get angry and leave me at the gas station
♡I still have your credit card
♡I buy 3 packs of gummy bears
♡I give them to you tomorrow

Learning to BBCode from scratch - Small-brain
Mixing already existing codes to make stuff - Big-brain
Quoting the post then taking the code - Enlightened-brain
USING THE CODE OF THE BBCODE+ GUIDE ITSELF - **ASCENDED-BRAIN, FULLWOKE**

Bear with me again

;A;

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"

Friendly reminder that if you've been working on something for the last few hours, you may not be as productive as you normally would be!

Take a lil' stretch break, drink some water or cold juice, wash your face, or take a quick shower. Change your clothes. Do something for 10 minutes that isn't work! Then get back to it!~

bear with me

(Help)

stop killing lolis to make lollipops

You see, that's where the trouble began

That smile.

That damn smile

oh yikes I think I'm back now. Someone chat with me (if you want! I won't pressure you or anything.)

Bro, look at this duuude