A Jerk: you look like a girl.
Me: Gee, never heard that one before.
Me: Gee, never heard that one before.
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"Violent television causes violence in the streets!"
Oh really? Does comedic television cause comedy in the streets, then?
Behold a man!!!
Let's netflix and chill. No wait stop taking your clothes off keep them on We're just binging the first season of voltron!
I love the Infinity Gauntlet. It's so bad.
Math problem: bob wants to buy something that is ten dollars. The sales tax is 15%. Combined with the sales tax, what is the full cost of the item bob wants to buy.
Me: HIS SOUL!!!
American kid: You're from the UK? Cool. Do you have tea with the queen?
British Kid: Do you go to McDonalds with Obama?
American Kid: Yes.
I have just discovered that Robert Pattinson, after winning an award for best kiss cause twilight, turned around and kissed Taylor Lautner (who played the werewolf) live on camera. Probably out of spite.
Man why are arguments never interesting.
A quick google search out of boredom reveals that Keanu Reeves is in the running for the nucest guy in the world award.
Howard Phillips Lovecraft: Racist, Codifier of cosmic horror stories, chronicler of chthulu, scared of air conditioning.
I have a friend who I really want to show a cask of Montecarlo.
Also roleplayers.
People say Chthulu drives you insane. I say Chthulu is nothing compared to the depths of 4-Chan.
Marie Condo: You should get rid of anything that doesn't spark joy.
Me: *begins throwing people I don't like into the trash*
Sonic sez...
Stop drawing weird fanart of me you twits.
Recently there was a man in Alabama who was accused of having drugs in his possession and giving drugs to a squirrel. He ran away when the cops came to his house and left the squirrel behind. Later, after the cops released the squirrel into the woods, he went back looking for the squirrel. He walked through the woods, calling it's name. It's name was deeznuts. In short, a man was wandering thrpigh the woods shouting deeznuts at the top of his lungs. Peak alabama.
People who say Transformers are genderless are just lying to themselves to keep pretending that their favorite franchise is problematic. They still think it's problematic but only because that one toy is lime green instead of olive green.
Fun Fact: The line from the film Gone with the Wind "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Has it's own wikipedia page: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn - Wikipedia
Sonic Mania aka Sonic: You F***ing Make it then if You're So Smart
Dude is the feminine form of dude. A dudette is just a very small dude.
There's an episode of the Pokemon anime (unova arc) where the main characters have to crossdress (surprise surprise, jeez Ash) to sneak into an all female circus and Pikachunhas to disguise himself too. How does he do this? He tapes a fricken heart shaped Piece of paper to his tail. That's all it takes. A heart shaped piece of paper. That's it. He is a naked animal! A mouse! He wears no clothes!
I was snapped by Thanos. Sigh.
Hehehehe! I had an idea snd time to put it in action.
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