you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[CrimsonDawn]

You own a demon spoon stand. I mean, how is that even legal???

Hence, we're having another break-up.

 

[Jayls]

you refused to buy me 80 boxes of captain crunch cereal.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

causing the cat apocalypse

 

[CrimsonDawn]

you refused to buy me 80 boxes of captain crunch cereal.

See, and this is why we need to break up. Captain Crunch, really???
The chocolate wheat bisks were right there. And cheaper!​

 

[Kaiju Cat]

We don’t have wheat bisks

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

you don't have any teeth anymore

 

[Kaiju Cat]

You are always blue

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

you couldn't deal with me being depressed

 

[CrimsonDawn]

No, I couldn't deal with you being depressed.​

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

exactly. That’s why I broke up with both of you.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Looking at me with your vacant eyes

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

ruining all of the spoons

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Staring at me for no reason

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

not enough cats

 

[Chibistaryuu]

Your Staring Scares me

 

[RedArmyShogun]

I cannot have a meaningful relationship with a mecha, only the conquest of the stars and the deaths of my enemies.

 

[Idea]

They conquered the grocery store and brought me the shopkeep's head as tribute.

 

[Lady_Feonis_of_Fairhaven]

Cuddled their plushy more than me

 

[Chibistaryuu]

The Smug Look

 

[Idea]

They destroyed my favorite space kaiju.

 

[Seraphine]

She looks like a child. I don't wanna stick around to find out if she really is one

 

[Coca-Cola]

I broke up with them because they kept asking where the hell I put their super-suit

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

if i ever date someone it's not a soda can and therefore im breaking up with you

 

[Chibistaryuu]

Ur a Cat, Cats don't go well with Robots

 

[Coca-Cola]

your a robot, I'm a random kid