yourlocal-eboyy
because of their unhealthy comfort character choices.
yourlocal-eboyy
because he started a thread about why I'm breaking up with him.
Superfly47
because they stole my credit card.
.Arteries.
for wearing spooky glasses.
Superfly47
because they always kept shocking me.
Sir Fungus
for walking me with a frying pan.
Spongzilla
for eating all the cheese snacks.
Windstar
because they stole all of my socks and claimed they were theirs, leaving me with only a lone pair of mismatched socks.
yourlocal-eboyy
for not liking mismatched socks, its a form of self expression
Spongzilla
because they always steal my food.
.Arteries.
for reading Creepypasta with their phone on max brightness, while I'm trying to sleep.
deumDeitas
because of their obsession over perfection. Nobody's perfect, man...
Leon The Needled Riolu
because they tried to stab me.
.Arteries.
because of their addiction to Tik Tok. SET THE PHONE DOWN DAMN IT!
I'm breaking up withBreaking up with
Leon The Needled Riolu
because they won't stop watching horror movies. Can't you watch something else for once?!
Hey, don't blame me for lovin' the blood and gore of it! I find it cool!I'm breaking up with
.Arteries.
for wearing excessive clothing. You do NOT need 14 coats for Winter!
Leon The Needled Riolu
because...well, it just isn’t working out, I just wish for us to be friends, but I do hope you find somebody in the future.
Sir Fungus
because he wouldn't let me wake up at 2am to go get ice.
.Arteries.
yourlocal-eboyy
cuz he was an e boy
yourlocal-eboyy
. Why would I?
.Arteries.
bc they were too cuddly
unscientific
because they decided to hide my car keys which made me an hour late to class.
.Arteries.
because they kept beating me at tic-tac-toe
