you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[Sana Natsuko]

Umbreon is just a better choice

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

denied the beauty that is sylveon

 

[Cross]

Broke up with yourlocal-eboyy because they weren't e-boyy enough

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

couldn’t see the fact i was trying

 

[Idea]

So, I apologize for trying to eat your hair again, but in my defense it really looks like a loaf of bread...

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

COMING AFTER THE POMP

 

[AlwaysxAndxForever]

I broke up with yourlocal-eboyy 's avatar because they killed best boi Chihiro

 

[Idea]

Broke up cause she's clearly kissing someone else.

 

[AlwaysxAndxForever]

Broke up cause they have weapons 0~0

 

[Idea]

Broke up cause they have weapons 0~0

(I mean, I guess it's debatable. They do use them as weapons but those are actually their legs...)
(PS: Skip me folks, just replying on this post)

 

[Simon_Hawk]

They stole my waifu collection.

 

[Cross]

He likes food more than me.

 

[.Arteries.]

I don't like their clothing style.

 

[Idea]

He tried to sell tea to this girl named Alice and I think there was a rabbit with a stopwatch there too? That was a weird afternoon...

 

[.Arteries.]

They stole my hat and destroyed it.

That was my favorite hat.

 

[Idea]

They falsely accused me of stealing a hat. Look at those lovely faces and tell me they’d do such a horrible thing!

 

[.Arteries.]

THEY STOLE MY HAT AND TRIED TO SAY THEY DIDN'T

 

[Cross]

Their anime boy hair was too much

 

[.Arteries.]

Oh yeah? Well, their hair was way too long. It got everywhere!

 

[Cross]

Oh yeah? Well, their hair was way too long. It got everywhere!

That's fair
(Don't count this as a post. Just replying to what Ticci said)

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

They kept trying to hypnotize me. I'm immune to such suggestions, stop trying to make me do your chores!
(This is to Ticci-)

 

[Simon_Hawk]

They are animal. nuff said.

 

[silent whisper]

They are animal. nuff said.

They love that doughnut more than me

 

[AppleJuice]

They are too quiet, I could hardly ever hear anything they said lol

 

[Cross]

They carry a giant sword everywhere, and it got out of hand.