you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[silent whisper]

She’s a supervillain

 

[salem.]

He was too silent and wouldn’t stop whispering

 

[Superfly47]

He accidentally burned the house down.

 

[Anakim Skywalker]

They betrayed me​

 

[Idea]

They executed order 66 on all the other giant Jedis (je-dies)

 

[Clan Ize]

It’s illegal to Mary underage

 

[Idea]

I don't think it's legal to marry robots yet either....

 

[Clan Ize]

Person insulted me

 

[Funnier President]

I couldn't kiss them, cause thy have that stupid mask on : ( DONT YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEE

 

[Clan Ize]

I hate blue

 

[Ilikepie]

She shoot and killed a kitten

 

[Superfly47]

With all those fancy outfits she takes too long to get ready.

 

[UWO]

Needed to do more with my life than just get high all the time.

 

[cloudyskies]

accidentally built a shelf. they won’t stop. there are now several on th

 

[Illxsixns]

I broke up with the avatar above me cause whenever we tried to kiss their helmet bonked my forehead. I hAvE a BrUiSe NoW XD

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Searching through the beautifully aesthetic halls. There was no us to begin with.

 

[Superfly47]

Because I kept accidently stepping on him.

 

[Daisie]

Our relationship just ain't super fly anymore bruh ✌

 

[Idea]

Their stabs heart belong to another.

 

[.Arteries.]

Ate all my food

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Being too sensitive

 

[Idea]

They deserved better.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

That, and eating our 2 year Old child

 

[Idea]

B-but overpopulation!

Guess we’re breaking up cause they don’t care about our food resources!

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

You eat animals not your children