Safety Hammer
A walking piece of shit in a stupid looking jacket
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(I won't be on till tomorrow)Back at Olympus Ventra yawned and stretched on her seat in the large Pantheon which the gods resided, finished with her usual miracle she yelled for Dionysus, boredom ever present in her voice
Aisha decided not to tell the Uncle about political correctness. She unconsciously purred as Aster scratched her head, then quickly brushed his hand away, taking the star charts.Uncle Aster
"Oh, hey there kiddo. The Internet huh? I knew Sol was singing a weird song for some reason. He was all "I'm so proud of my little ones; they'll be hopping all around this part of the Arm in no time." and when I asked, he nearly threw a flare in excitement. I keeping telling him that he's much to young to be getting so wok up, but you know he won't listen til he gets a bit more red 'round the middle." Aster reached up to rub the back of his head in defeat.
"Anyway, yes I got you something I think you'll really like." He reached sideways into nothing, causing a ripple in space as he pulled out a bundle of foot long capped tubes made of an unknown dark gray substance that shimmered like diamond but felt soft like feathers. "I know you like to explore, so I got you a bunch of star maps from the Local Group. I'd prefer it for you to stay close to home. As an honorary primordial being, there's only one of me for the entire universe, but there are plenty of other gods out there, and they can be pretty territorial." He handed the tubes to her with one hand, and scratched a sweet spot between her left horn and ear with the other.
((Yeah I can kinda see how you would. I can almost see it, except my Nox would never dress like that.))
Stormyface
"I did that cuz you kicked me in the balls and called my powers dumb." Dio grumbled sleepily, before summoning a blanket over him and curling into a ball. "If you want some of the Maenads to 'have fun with you', I require some favors. Also, di you want a red wine, or a white wine?""I need some whine, like some really strong stuff. I need to let loose, I've been working for the last 200 years just to get my wedding ring (ring of fire) up and running as well as those super volcanoes which I still don't agree with, time bombs for human destruction more like." She said with a long sigh "And your the one who cursed me not to like men, so gimme some broads, I need some fun pweeesss?" She said pouting her lips at him Safety Hammer
"Say it again, and I'll hit you in the boob." Dio grumbled, sounding rather upset. He sat up and got out of his chair. It would now be apparent that all the god was wearing was his oversized sweater, and a pair of leopard print boxer shorts. His blanket (Blue with duckies in it) disappeared in a poof of lavender colored smoke, as soon as he removed himself from it."Red, strong stuff, and I have to be honest, your powers are pretty stupid, but whatever, what do I have to do?" Ventra groaned absently wrapped her hair around her wrist, which showed her bones like an x-ray
Safety Hammer
Just for a second, Dio's eyes flashed a bright violet color, before he reached back, and slapped her tit. "Hai-ya!" He cried, before springing into the crane position."Your powers are stupid." Ventra repeated standing up lazily. "Fine. I'll go with you for lunch, I don't see your need for friends, we're family or something like that. I think you're just sour because you're not part of the big twelve." She added as she placed the flower she picked back in her hair. "Take me somewhere nice."
Safety Hammer
A rather happy knock came from Bailey's door. Outside, stood Tyr, dressed in a pair of jeans, work boots, and a red flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up. He was carrying a wicker picnic basket filled with some sandwiches, beer, soda, potato chips, some macaroni salad, and a couple fruit cups for good measure. He also held a checkered blanket and a fishing pole. He had promised Bailey a picnic a while ago, and since the weather was pretty nice, he decided today would be the day.It was a lovely day in Olympus. The birds were singing, everything was clean, and the Gods were all having a sing along. When all the sudden, a giant bird came and destroyed everything. What a dick, am I right?
If you took that seriously, I pity you. I mean, yeah, it's a lovely day, but sing alongs and giant birds don't exist. Well, on Olympus. Everyone was just doing their own thing. They may be drinking, sleeping, working, or getting into a mortals pants. It didn't matter.
Bailey, goddess of luck, fortune, rouges, beast, and beauty, was one who was working... and drinking. There was a was going on in the mortal realm, aobshe was lending a hand to the spys and assassins on all sides. Not much, but just enough. It was exhausting really, the humans were pretty stupid. A wolf could do the job better than.... what ever she was witnessing. She groaned, rubbing her forehead, beforebshe sat her wineglass down. It was empty. She had to get more.
"Cool. I'm thinking about going to an Asian buffet or something. What do you wanna have?" Dio said, as clothes started to materialize around him."Gah!" Ventra gasped stepping back glaring at him with her perfectly blue-green eyes. "You fucking weirdo. Ugh" she groaned, giving in. "I like them with white hair, those ones are usually more connected to the world. Not to mention a nice contrast to the black and gray's that surround me constantly." She said pointing up at the perpetuating ash cloud tree at the top base of Mt.Olympus.
Safety Hammer
A rather happy knock came from Bailey's door. Outside, stood Tyr, dressed in a pair of jeans, work boots, and a red flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up. He was carrying a wicker picnic basket filled with some sandwiches, beer, soda, potato chips, some macaroni salad, and a couple fruit cups for good measure. He also held a checkered blanket and a fishing pole. He had promised Bailey a picnic a while ago, and since the weather was pretty nice, he decided today would be the day.
"Hey! It's Tyr, I um, I was wondering if you wanted to do that picnic today!"
"Cool. I'm thinking about going to an Asian buffet or something. What do you wanna have?" Dio said, as clothes started to materialize around him.
"I don't come in, because last time I knocked and just walked in, you were naked, and threw a book at me." Tyr said with a chuckle, before setting his stuff down. "I made sandwiches, just so you know."Bailey opened the door and smiled. "You know, like I've said, as long as you knock so I know you're comminf in, you can just walk right in Tyr," Shd chuckled. But she sighed. "It may be a few minutes before I can. Just come in and sit while I finish up a few things."
"Why always volcanoes with you? Can we ever just go to a normal mountain?" Dio whined, before summoning a bottle of Chateau Margaux 1787. "Here we are. It may not be the strongest, but it's the most expensive ever sold.""I don't really care as long as it's nice and you treat me nice." She said rubbing her boob annoyed before grabbing the lesser god by the shirt and dragging him through an ash cloud that had appeared behind her.
The two were sitting at a nice restaurant in the countryside in Italy, near and vineyard at the base of a large volcano. "This is what I call a nice place for lunch."
Safety Hammer
"I don't come in, because last time I knocked and just walked in, you were naked, and threw a book at me." Tyr said with a chuckle, before setting his stuff down. "I made sandwiches, just so you know."
"Why always volcanoes with you? Can we ever just go to a normal mountain?" Dio whined, before summoning a bottle of Chateau Margaux 1787. "Here we are. It may not be the strongest, but it's the most expensive ever sold."
"A happy little clearing by the Little Manistee River in Michigan. I brought a picture." The tall, muscular man said, before handing her a photo that he had taken. "Weather's warm, water's cool, and there's gonna be a bunch of salmon.""Well last time I thought you were that Ventra girl. She walks around down thinking she owns everything, and she always picks on Dio," Bailey said with a shrug. "Anyway, where would we be going?"
"A happy little clearing by the Little Manistee River in Michigan. I brought a picture." The tall, muscular man said, before handing her a photo that he had taken. "Weather's warm, water's cool, and there's gonna be a bunch of salmon."