Whoever you decided to ask for directions pointed you towards the little shack at the edge of town instead of the academy for some reason. Still, the sweet old lady inside seems like she's willing to show you what she knows.
After a couple hours it seems you've got a little potential for arcane knowledge... but the real problem arises when the lady comes up and bills you $5,000 for today's session. You show her your credit card, but she doesn't take them. She won't let you leave either. Guess you'll have to find another way to pay off the debt...
I ask the doctor to tell it to me straight, but roll a 1.
The Doctor says "I will tell it to you straight, you need to lie down." You do so onto operating table. The Doctor continues " You're perfectly healthy", as he jams a needle into your shoulder, paralysing you. "Which makes your organs very valuable on the black market."
In the process of drawing, your last pencil breaks, then you go to go get your pen to finish your artwork, but you end up breaking it over your mouth and you ingest high levels of toxic ink and die. Also while that happens somebody takes your phone and steals all your personal info.
I try to access the restaurant WiFi, but roll a 1.
The restaurant catches you trying to access the wifi and don't listen to your pleas that you didn't know it was staff-restricted. You are arrested on the spot and condemned to a 2 month stay in prison and an eternal mark on your record for a seemingly increibly petty crime.
I try to stick to a profile pic for at least a week, but roll a 1.
You didn’t know what you got yourself into. Since you didn’t say a specific action, you were sent to the pit of death. You fell down, thinking about your life choices, but then you were struck by lightning and died before you reached the end of the pit.