Realistic or Modern The Infinite IKEA Sign Ups

[Caffeine Freak]

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Name:

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Gender:

Age:

Personality:

Background: (what do they hope to return to? what drives them to survive?)


Instances of SCP-3008-1 can pop up all over the world, even in timelines where history is wildly different, sucking everyone who enters into its dimension of home goods. Weapons are not permitted inside IKEA, and any you happen to bring in from the outside world will vanish upon entry.


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[yourlocal-eboyy]

Name:
Stark Aguillard

Appearance:
Stark has long black hair (usually tied back), pale skin, and is unusually tall for the typical French person, standing at 7’1. His eyes are a pale, reflective blue. Stark typically wears a black, cloth trench-coat that reaches down to his knees. It’s usually open, and he never really tightens the belt. He wears a dress shirt under that, pairing it with a white tie with a black zig-zag pattern on it. He wears dark grey slacks and black dress shoes. Accessory-wise, he wears rounded sunglasses and black fingerless gloves. Despite the hefty amount of black he wears, Stark is a very extroversive guy who isn’t afraid to crack a joke at a funeral.

Gender:
Male

Age:
27

Personality:
Stark is a very apathetic person when it comes to others’ feelings. He‘s known to be heavily selfish, though he’s truly a nice person to those he’s close to. He’s not a reserved person, though, and is the most likely to put things right out in the open. He’s known to be a smart-ass, and he absolutely loves cracking jokes with a spice of sarcasm.

Background:
Stark was a detective along with his partner, Vance. They worked as a pair for a while, but Stark began to distance himself from everybody. This was due to his new self-employed assassination jobs. He began slowly picking off ‘bad’ people or those related to them. Though, Stark had standards and he refused to off children or good people. He kept his cousin, Sariah around. She was a baker and pretty much the female counterpart of Noir himself, becoming best friends with her very quickly.
When Vance first found out about Stark’s work, he was disgusted. However, he didn’t hold it against Stark as he was technically doing justice against awful criminals, murderers, horrible people.
Stark just went to this IKEA to do normal IKEA things, but upon figuring out its dark truth, he tried to find a way out. Though, he hasn’t been successful. He’s been trying for a while, but still hasn’t found a way. He wouldn’t give up now, not ever, not without a fight. This was his life now, and he’s been through so much shit. He didn’t give up then, so why should he give up now? He would do it for himself, for everyone who’s hoping he’ll return.
He’d carry on.

 

[baggysack]

- nekojiima​

Name: Lars "Rawrzy" Söderberg

Appearance: An average-height Swedish man in a plantigrade fursuit. The suit depicts some stylized cross between a cat and a wolf and is fitted with a nylon head of hair, altogether nude, with mitten-like "paws" and an oversized cartoony head. He speaks in a slightly Americanized accent.

Gender: Male

Age: 22

Personality: Irony-obsessed and proudly post-millennial, existing in a blurry cross-section of personality and persona. He relishes in getting a rise out of stronger personalities with obnoxious behavior. Otherwise, Lars doesn't take well to isolation and is strikingly acute of himself and others.

Background: A full-time streamer and YouTube personality based in Stockholm who rose to prominent viewership at the height of cringe culture. Lars never received a lot of attention growing up. He found that attention in his viewer base. His persona, "Rawrzy," went viral as a satire of the growing furry community, one he would later come to embrace. A change in image complimented a new series of IRL streams, mostly fan unboxings, until recently. His next sub goal met persuaded him to live-stream "a trip to Ikea"-- in costume.

 

[Ticci_Toby]

Name: Rose Ross

Appearance:

Gender: Female

Age: 26

Personality: Rose is a very extroverted person. She will go to great lengths to protect her friends, and is overall a caring and compassionate person. She hates being completely isolated for long periods of time, and only uses her phone to keep in touch with friends and family. She is obsessed with working out, and keeping fit.

Background: Rose comes from Canandaigua, New York. She is a full-time physical therapist who strives to improve herself. She came to New York in search of better job opportunities and to be closer to some of her family members who live there. Her mother had called her, asking if Rose could find a certain dining set at the local IKEA. Long story short, she is now stuck in an IKEA, searching for an exit. She promised herself that she would get out of this building, if not for herself, for her loved ones.

 

[Caffeine Freak]

Name:
Ryuji Yamazaki

Gender: Male

Age: 23

Pre-IKEA Ryuji
Credit to pelcron on DeviantArt

Appearance:
A brawny, well groomed Japanese man in a fitted dark suit. Just tendrils of his tattoos are visible through an open shirt collar. His stony expression is cast permanently sullen, peppered with small, healed-over scars.

Personality: Despite his appearance, Ryuji is a compassionate, even ostentatious individual. He speaks in either low, throaty drawls, or sudden and intense exclamations — a dramatic manner of speech that remains consistent even in otherwise perfectly normal conversations. Loyalty being his core value, Ryuji pledges himself to selflessly protect those who are close to him, even if doing so puts his own life at risk. Above all, as someone who spends most of his time doing housework, Ryuji has a remarkable eye for quality when it comes to home furnishings and kitchen utensils.

Background: After an infamous legacy in an organized crime family, Ryuji walked on his past life and became a homemaker where he could support his wife, a hard-working career woman. While some may consider the jump from hitman to housekeeper to be rather unusual, Ryuji applies the same level of dedication and proficiency to house work as he would any job his old bosses would have given him. That is until one fateful day, when Ryuji drove down to an IKEA in the Tokyo-bay area, in need of a new mixer.​

 

[Blemmigan]

Name: Maggie Ingham

Gender: Female

Age: 30

Appearance: Larger than life: in still photographs she may look mild and shorter than average, but the illusion rather shatters if she's encountered in conversation. She is 5'4" and has a strong but not toned build: this is somebody who can shift obstacles if needed but who doesn't lift weights for show.
At the time of being absorbed by Ikea Hell, she was wearing jeans, boots, and a colourful jumper which looks like it was knitted by a passive-aggressive grandmother.
Maggie can usually be identified at a distance by a halo of curly ginger hair, which she keeps tied back until it gradually, inevitably, escapes.

Personality: Maybe you could flip a coin to guess how Maggie might react to any one situation: either she won't take it seriously and make flippant decisions for her own amusement, or she'll put herself in charge and kick everyone else up the backside to make sure they do as she says. If she can distance herself emotionally from a situation, then she'll probably be facetious, especially if others are panicking, with the general belief that everything will turn out fine. If she's taking the no-nonsense approach, she's secretly worried.
There's a time for silliness and a time for seriousness, but if you choose the opposite to her then you're clearly an idiot.

Background: Living in England, Sheffield, Maggie runs a small gardening business along with her wife, for which she handles most of the physical work. A trip to Ikea was not her ideal way to spend a Saturday morning, despite the promise of a meal of tiny meatballs. While her better half was deciding on exactly which type of bedside table the spare bedroom needed, Maggie decided it would be an excellent idea to hide inside a wardrobe and jump out at her.
Unfortunately, on finally opening the wardrobe door to peek out, she realised that everyone had vanished and the place was eerily quiet. The layout looked the same, but as she walked through the empty store, wondering if she'd managed to miss a fire alarm or some other emergency, the layout quickly became unfamiliar. She refused to let herself panic in such a bizarre and inexplicable situation, certain that she would get back home for her family and laugh with them about that time she thought Ikea literally went on forever.