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CHAPTER 1: THE MAZE
It was supposed to be a regular trip to IKEA.
And it was, for the first hour or so at least.
Then another hour passed.
Assortments of hand-assembled furnishings tagged with bizarre Swedish names leer from their respective pedestals, almost amusement in their glistening finishes as they seem to watch you helplessly try to fumble your way through an ever-extending maze. A cream marble floor reflects your hazy image, snaking through wooden sections from which all manner of home furniture resides. Re-tracing your steps only leads you a smooth exterior wall — the entrance you had walked through is nowhere to be seen. Signs hanging overhead reading 'EXIT' indicate nothing of the sort, one will point you down an entirely different path than another — all leading in circles or to dead ends.
Rows of uniform fluorescent lights hum quietly overhead, and each footstep seems to echo out forever.
After an excruciating period of aimlessly wandering about, a certain break out area catches your eye — a fully stocked IKEA Food Court, complete with stations of varying Swedish dishes. All this walking has no doubt whet your appetite, and the place looks deserted. As you emerge from between the lines of shelves, however, a distinct sound catches your attention — footsteps.
You are not alone.
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