Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

Buy that million dollar space truck then lose it when you go get some soda and then you accidentally crash into a star while you're gone.

Elite: Dangerous



Help a bunch of green midget soda cans to get into space.

Kerbal Space Program



Guide a bunch of infighting assholes through the stars, THEN EVIL CAME!

Stellaris



In the far, far future, jocks, nerds, and bible humpers have fought for millenia using roombas, when suddenly, space jesus is anger.

Supreme Commander: Forged Alliance



In the far future, people use highly expensive meat puppets with jetpacks that you can't aim with to fight over a hodunk backwards planet rich in gold that you used up to buy those meat puppets anyway.

Cortex Command



A mailman gets really salty when he gets shot in the face and changes the world with sheer salt.

Fallout: New Vegas



Some swamp redneck gets super mad when his boat-house is taken from him, and uses legos and realistic engineering practices to take over the entire planet. Alternatively, some scrapyard redneck turns into a brutal warlord while using a hardcap on how big he can make his things.

From the Depths, Normal and Ashes of the Empire Campaigns
 
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Healers are the ban of a whole cast game. You place the healers in your body... Bandits become justice and everyone gets a short end. Wolf. There is clique.


-Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
 
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Bad guy wins, your best friend's and possibly your daughter from the future comes to the past with other future people to try and make the time line better while you are the physical vessel for Satan.


-Fire Emblem: Awakening 
 
Fly around space to save it from "space demons" as the "space leaders" tell you the "space demons" don't exist then giant mutant "space bugs" blow up your ship then you die but get revived two years later with "space magic" to fight the giant mutant "space bugs" then you get your "space ship" taken away then the "space demons" show up and use massive "space lasers" to wreck shit as you fly around space to do "space quests" as no-one else can do stuff, along the way some of your "space friends" always die, you then go home to fight the "space demons" and regardless what you do you die in "space"


~Mass Effect Series
 
Kill your enemies, then your friends over stuff you didn't even do. Then, be judged by how many people you killed.


-Dishonored
 
Moon people come down and teach magic only to get killed and a war for the crystals begin.  The primary antagonist turns out to be your brain washed brother who made your best friend betray you twice and the final boss is a cheap amalgamation.


-Final Fantasy 4
 
Bunch of guys and girls in huge armour go to war with mole people after they burst from the ground. They bomb and flood the underground but it doesn't work, eventually the mole people get infected with a parasitic lifeform and turn on each other. Group of guys and girls eventually find a place where the government kidnapped gruff protagonist's father and use his machine to kill the mole people after fighting a laser beam firing beatle...Mole people return 25 years later, protagonist is now the son of the old protagonist. TO BE CONTINUED.


Gears of War series
 
Nonsensical shippings, a reward system that makes the Cryptarch (Year 1) look forgiving, social justice, physics-defying hooks, and bullshit buffs/nerfs. Featuring fan favorites like: ape scientist, Chinese Mrs. Freeze, Korean waifu, Hold One button to win (A.K.A, BOO BEE DOO BOO, BOO BOOOO), Tactically press "q" to win (No, heroes DO die!), weeb dream team, do NOTHING to win dwarf, and 13-year-old edgy OC.  -Overwatch
 
You have died. You have died. You have died. You have died.


You have died. You have died. You have died. You have died. You have died.


You have died. You have died. You have died. You have died. You have died. You have died.


You have died. You have died. You have died. You have died. You have died. You have died. You have died.


You have died. You have died. You have died. You have died. You have died. You have died. You have died. You have died.


-Dark Souls (1-3)
 
Dinklebot is the guardian, the lone saviour of the Last City on Earth which has a bigger Dinklebot who floors above it sleeping while the people worship it like a god. Meanwhile, a bunch of alien races are like "Hey, let's destroy that thing because we're the darkness!". Dinklebot wins, saves them, but the Cryptarchs still give him shit, especially Master Rahool


-Destiny
 
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Do the same shit over and over again Simulator and ave no variety of items to spend money on.- Mafia 3
 
Get frozen for 200 years, watch your husband/wife get murdered, and your child kidnapped, then spend 200 hours collecting junk to upgrade your weapons and build a base instead of saveing everyone.


Fallout 4
 
Buy game. Think about epic fighting to be had. Spend hours watching anime opening.


- Original Blazeblue (Calamity Trigger)
 
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You start by establishing a routine for your farm and you repeat that routine until you get sick of the game.  There is no true end!  -Harvest Moon
 
A young boy (or girl) runs around their country, forcing supernatural animals to be cut, burned, electrocuted, drowned, stoned, etc. by other of the same supernatural animals while also beating the shit out of some environmental activists.


-Pokemon RSE
 
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