TrippyVirus
and stupider than ever before
Scientists have found that Winnie the Pooh is actually Satan in Pooh clothing.
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Ferociousfeind
Shamrock Shake
Scientists have found that Satanism is actually the secret worship of Winnie the Pooh.
Xiro Zean
Misfortunate Meddling Misanthropist
Scientists have found that Winnie the Pooh's endorsed products have been stocked full of hallucinogens. Children everywhere are currently high and dangerous.
Scattered Ambitions
4,000 club
Scientists have found that your feet are actually trying to murder you.
Demon
999
Scientists have found that oxygen contains more calories in a day than 20 cheeseburgers.
TrippyVirus
and stupider than ever before
The post must be related to the post above you.
TrippyVirus
and stupider than ever before
Scientists have found that murder is lowering the population, thus stopping Global Warming.
Jakiro
IT'S CARL TIME BITCHES
Scientists have found that the main cause of Global Warming are farts from people who ate too much pizza bagels.
Demon
999
Oops, my tired eyes just went completely over that rule. So sorry.
Scientists have found that pizza bagels are a subcategory of fossil fuel
Scattered Ambitions
4,000 club
Scientists have found that fossil fuels cure foot fungus.
TrippyVirus
and stupider than ever before
Scientists have found that fungus are a type of fun guy.
Demon
999
Scientists have found that the fun guy have a fun guise.
Idea
The Pun Tyrant
Scientists have found I am procrastinating
Ferociousfeind
Shamrock Shake
Acientists have found that procrastination is a symptom of a foot fungus which causes you to unsustainably increase your height, causing death by Winnie-the-Pooh syndrome.
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Idea
The Pun Tyrant
Scientists have found Winnie-the-poor syndrome is caused by serious issues with the eh Dora-the-explorer glands in the testicles
KAmber
Reverse Grip Apologist
Scientists have found that Whinnie-the-pooh syndrome happens in wolves, mashed potatoes, nekos, and alien fingers
Ferociousfeind
Shamrock Shake
Scientists have found that nekos are alien fingers that eat wolves and mashed potatoes.
Remember to keep it related.
Scientists have found that alien fingers evolved from wolves made out of mashed potatoes.
LennyTheMemeGod
The Quackling Cat
Scientists have found that mashed potatoes are actually a primordial race that have come to Earth to mind control us all.
TrippyVirus
and stupider than ever before
Scientists have found that mind control is easy. Just say the secret word and they are now mind control.
It's memes.
It's memes.
Penryn
One Time Luck
Scientists have found that memes can counteract against mind control tactics by laughter that releases dopamine.
TrippyVirus
and stupider than ever before
Scientists have found that dopamine is too dope of a word.
Xiro Zean
Misfortunate Meddling Misanthropist
Scientists have found that dope is actually the misspelt form of "doge", which are a breed of dogs that live off of memes. This means that when you are "smoking dope", you're smoking a processed form of deceased doge.
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Roman
How troublesome...
Scientist have found that by smoking this form of processed deceased doge, you will experience the world in the way the doge had for a small period of time.
