Scientists have found...

[KAmber]

Scientists have found potatoes are actually 95% married dog couples and 4% nekos 

 

[Gaaron01234]

scientists have found that 40% of married dogs would rather be cats.

 

[KAmber]

Scientists have found memes are married dogs!

 

[Dat Boi]

Scientist have found that getting married increases your chances of getting a paper cut on a Monday. 

 

[Darkstar22]

Scientists have found that paper cuts are caused by invisible gnomes playing pranks on you.

 

[Ferociousfeind]

Scientists have found that said invisible gnomes which are also intangible and otherwise undetectable in every way are also the cause of brain cancer in the lungs, not mashed potatoes.

 

[KAmber]

Scientists have found that brain cancer in the feet gives you mashed potatoes and invisible gnomes

 

[The Fluffiest Floof]

Scientists have found out that wolves are not liking mashed potatoes. That means they dislike brain cancer in ANY place of their body. 

 

[Forehead]

Scientists have found that cats love brain cancer and hate wolves.

 

[KAmber]

Scientists have found that when you hate wolves or mashed potatoes you get foot cancer in the brain.

 

[The Fluffiest Floof]

Scientists have found out that wolves really like cats, but have trouble to show their affection. 


Also, they are scared to make their dog husbands jealous.

 

[Ferociousfeind]

Scientists have found that all wolves's genders are either mashed potatoes or cats.

 

[Darkstar22]

Scientists have found mashed potatoes to be their own gender.

 

[Ferociousfeind]

Scientists have found a relationship between foot cancer and mashed potato genders.

 

[Scattered Ambitions]

Scientists have found all mashed potatoes are actually green eggs and ham that live in boxes with foxes.

 

[KAmber]

Scientists have found that being friends with boxes in foxes can make you like red eggs and ham

 

[Birdsie]

Scientists have found that red eggs and ham are actually gnomes trying to disguise themselves as mashed potatoes with foot cancer in their brains.


They claim that it is a form of delusional gnome propaganda.

 

[Noivian]

Scientists have found that gnomes have a startling amount of feet - up to six pairs! Some even grow on their head!

 

[Dugym]

Scientists have found that having too many feet in odd areas of the body can make you the next Leonardo Da Vinci.

 

[Xiro Zean]

Scientists have found that Leonardo Da Vinci was actually an invisible gnome, possessing the body of a man who died of brain cancer in the foot.

 

[KAmber]

Scientists have found Leonardo Da Vinci was actually an invisible gnome with alien fingers

 

[TrippyVirus]

Scientists have found that Keemstar is a gnome with Drama powers.

 

[Ferociousfeind]

Scientists later discovered that Keemstar is actually several invisible gnomes with Drama powers (of whom can run fast as fuck, boi) in a Keemstar-shaped suit.

 

[Lost Swordlance]

Scientist have found that Invisible gnomes have built an altar to Winnie the poo

 

[Darkstar22]

Scientists have found all gnomes have a Winnie the Poo fetish.