Scientists have found...

[Dugym]

The Basics


The first person starts their sentence off with "Scientists have found" and finishes it off with something funny or illogical. Then the next person does the same thing.


Rules


1. Your "Scientists have found" statement must be related to the above statement.


2. You are not allowed to do multiple "Scientists have found" statements at once.


Example


@Nightlark: Scientists have found a hill that people just can't stop fighting over.


@Trust: Scientists have found that certain hills may spit potatoes at any given time.


@An Unknown Person: Scientists have found that the potatoes mentioned above may simultaneously become vikings.


@cokemonster: Scientists have found an experimental viking ship program.


@Impocractes: Scientists have found a giant shovel owned by a great viking lord.


I'll start.


Scientists have found that 25% of your face is made of mashed potatoes.

 

[Nightlark]

Scientists have found that mashed potatoes are secretly the heart of the microscopic universes, @Trust me

 

[An Unknown Person]

Scientists have found that microscopic universes are the cure of brain cancer in your lungs.

 

[Impocractes]

Scientists have found that eating too many mashed potatoes causes brain cancer in your lungs.

 

[Nightlark]

Scientists have found that eating too many lungs may lead to your brain becoming mashed potatos

 

[DankestMemer]

Scientists have found that keeping your lungs makes you die faster, most hospitals are now offering lung removal surgeries. 

 

[Natealie]

Scientists have found that surgery is the leading cause of death among wombats.

 

[[null/inactive]]

Scientists have found that wombat deaths are high in areas where people take selfies

 

[Lucremoirre]

Scientists have found that selfies will be the cause of the next World War.

 

[Kazu]

Scientists have found that the next World War will be because the president of the United States took a selfie.

 

[LennyTheMemeGod]

Scientists have found that you're the cause of everything terrible in life. 

 

[Wang]

Scientists have found that the Internet will make your life terrible.

 

[adrian_]

Scientists have found that forms of Internet memes such as Harambe can increase depression.

 

[Dugym]

Scientists have found that you're the cause of everything terrible in life. 

The first person starts their sentence off with "Scientists have found" and finishes it off with something funny or illogical. Then the next person does the same thing, but it has to be related to what the previous person said.

@LennyTheMemeGod Remember to follow the rules.


Scientists have found that depression leads to excessively posting memes.

 

[Natealie]

Scientists have found that dank memes are simultaneously the cause and cure of all forms of cancer.

 

[Dugym]

Scientists have found that turning selfies into memes cause World Wars where countries only use biological warfare.

 

[Natealie]

Scientists have found that biological warfare reduces the risk of the plague.

 

[macathan]

Scientists have found that biological warfare leads to DEATH.

 

[Blu]

Scientists have found that people die when they are killed.

 

[[null/inactive]]

Scientists have found that being killed is good for your skin, and can open up your pores

 

[Birdsie]

Scientists have found that there is no afterlife after you die, unless you ate lots of mashed potatoes.

 

[Kazu]

Scientists have found that eating rotten mashed potatoes leads you to a hell where there are no potatoes. 

 

[Blu]

Scientists have found that quote "Hell is pretty fuckin' cool actually. And unlimited French Fries on Tuesday. Trust me, I am a science man and definitely NOT Satan." end quote.

 

[Life.]

Scientists have found that French fries are indeed not made from potatoes but are the toes of aliens.

 

[Kindred]

Scientists have found evidence of french fries eaten by cannibalistic aliens from the moon.