Archie
Not even my final form
College
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Skaggon
Information is Power
HA I get it
I only know racist jokes so...
I only know racist jokes so...
Abendrot
修羅の花
Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are driving down the road, and they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies. The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!" The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists. He just doesn't want to face such strong charges
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies. The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!" The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists. He just doesn't want to face such strong charges
Cross
Word Assassin
There are three kinds of people in the world.
Those who count.
And those who don't.
Those who count.
And those who don't.
Skaggon
Information is Power
Hey guys guess what.
*grabs paper*
I'm tearible *he says while tearing paper*
*grabs paper*
I'm tearible *he says while tearing paper*
TheBigBladeWolf
Dr,ForestHumper III
Yo Mama So Fat! She sat on an IPhone and Turned it into an IPad!
Gilzar
Bear With Me Here ?
Did you know 85% of statistics are made up on the spot?!
Dr Nyx
Lord of Space
Donald trump
delusions
In The Void
^ lolz
Onezie Fellow
One Thousand Club
Yo mama's so fat! She jumped in the air and got stuck. And then she became the moon from Majora's mask
Skaggon
Information is Power
Your mama is so stupid! She got hit..... by a parked car!!!
LishaRose
New Member
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
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Pig fell in the mug.
LishaRose
New Member
Wanna hear a wet joke?
Boy hosed Pig.
welian
#BlackLivesMatter
Why don't communists make good Java programmers?
The class system has dissolved and the state controls everything.
The class system has dissolved and the state controls everything.
Kalessin
Kawaii beardo
Related to previous post:
What's the object oriented way to get wealthy?
What's the object oriented way to get wealthy?
Inheritance.
Onezie Fellow
One Thousand Club
I'm just gonna leave this here
LegoLad659
Fairy Queen
You know, you don't have to tailgate me when I'm going 50 in a 35 zone.
Those lights on your car also look incredibly stupid, and the noise blaring from it is annoying as well.
Those lights on your car also look incredibly stupid, and the noise blaring from it is annoying as well.
Viral Rave
Keep your hopes up high and your head down low.
What do you say when you're trying to comfort a grammar nazi?
There, Their, They're.
There, Their, They're.
TerraBooma
Two Thousand Club
I think we've gotten that one at some point haven't we
Viral Rave
Keep your hopes up high and your head down low.
Well dang.TerraBooma said:
LegoLad659
Fairy Queen
There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those who know binary,
and those who don't.
Those who know binary,
and those who don't.
Onezie Fellow
One Thousand Club
Skeleton 1: Hey, I didn't see you at this party I was at. Where were you?
Skeleton 2: Oh I couldn't go.
Skeleton 1: Oh? Why's that?
Skeleton 2: Because I didn't have any-body to go with.
Skeleton 1: . . . .
Skeleton 2: . . . . .
Skeleton 1: I hope you're proud of that stupid joke you made
Skeleton 2: Was totally worth it
Skeleton 2: Oh I couldn't go.
Skeleton 1: Oh? Why's that?
Skeleton 2: Because I didn't have any-body to go with.
Skeleton 1: . . . .
Skeleton 2: . . . . .
Skeleton 1: I hope you're proud of that stupid joke you made
Skeleton 2: Was totally worth it
Viral Rave
Keep your hopes up high and your head down low.
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they always take things literally.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they always take things literally.
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Skaggon
Information is Power
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms or legs.
Why couldn't she get back up?
She has no friends.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
I don't know she hasn't open her present yet.
She had no arms or legs.
Why couldn't she get back up?
She has no friends.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
I don't know she hasn't open her present yet.
A9t9
Fleeting Interests
How many bronze League of Legends players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Because they can't climb the ladder.
None. Because they can't climb the ladder.
