Roast the person above you

[rennuelaw]

You know why you weren't invited to that campfire party? It's because you can't even roast a marshmallow with that burn. 


Oh well. I'd love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did. 

Oh i'm sorry hun , i could hear you over the mob of people with pitchforks looking to slay the montrosity that is you.

 

[Wackadoodle0987]

It seems that you fail to understand the meaning of what I told you, though I'm hardly surprised, as I'm sure there's rather a lot that passes you by. Ignorance is bliss though, so they say.

 

[rennuelaw]

speaking of misunderstanding, which of your parents thought the other wore protection when you were conceived? 

The same can asked of you though unlike me they probably tried to give you away only for you to be launched back at them with a cannon.

 

[Wackadoodle0987]

The same can asked of you though unlike me they probably tried to give you away only for you to be launched back at them with a cannon.

We really shouldn't argue like this. I don't wish to strain your mind any further; it already must cope with breathing.

 

[Sprios]

Kids slow down we're all posting too quickly and roasting the wrong people lmao 

 

[Wackadoodle0987]

No, I roast who I intend. Perhaps I ought pluralise my posts, so as to save me writing several. Besides, it's just a game.

 

[Svadilfari]

I'm not even sure who's the next one to be roasted to be honest, lol. 


I guess I'll go for @djinnamon ?


You most likely chose that fiery profile picture to make up for all the burning that you clearly lack in your posts. 

 

[The Mechanist]

I'm curious as to where this would go 

 

[Wackadoodle0987]

In that regard, I'll assume that icy drink is to cool those you suffer from me. @Ragnhild

 

[rennuelaw]

In that regard, I'll assume that icy drink is to cool those you suffer from me. @Ragnhild

(Its 1vs 3 omg this is difficult but fun.)


Um your burns aren't burns considering they are barely even warm.

 

[rennuelaw]

I'm not even sure who's the next one to be roasted to be honest, lol. 


I guess I'll go for @djinnamon ?


You most likely chose that fiery profile picture to make up for all the burning that you clearly lack in your posts. 

That fire is represent my hotness , hotness that you can't even touch with a spell.

 

[Wackadoodle0987]

@djinnamon - I see you've set aside this time to humiliate yourself. Unfortunately I'm busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

 

[Physiicz]

You're busy with what? Thinking up more useless roasts? Pack it up keyboard warrior, your mother's kicking you out of her basement.

 

[rennuelaw]

veYou're busy with what? Thinking up more useless roasts? Pack it up keyboard warrior, your mother's kicking you out of her basement.

Oh for some who supposedly is a 'Professional Savage' you certainly have some weak as F roasts. Also speaking of useless , why don't you jump into that big black bag over there so i can throw out the trash.

 

[Abendrot]

Oh for some who supposedly is a 'Professional Savage' you certainly have some weak as F roasts. Also speaking of useless , why don't you jump into that big black bag or there so i can throw out the trash.

"Kpop Momma"


Bitch, you're supposed to let us do the roasting here.

 

[charleen]

yo keep it pg for the preteens 


but stay ugly and stay mad : - )

 

[Abendrot]

yo keep it pg for the preteens 

Wise words from a person whose title is "yo what up you fucking cabbage"

 

[charleen]

Wise words from a person whose title is "yo what up you fucking cabbage"

wooow you're stalking me now or what??