KuroNoKami39
The Erasing Wind-Up Toy God
I've just realised my character's situation.
Philip is stuck with a man who can only speak broken English, as well as two teenagers that scream emo and future waifu so loud, that it could be heard on the surface of Jupiter. And to top it off with a little red cherry, both of these teens have VERY obvious mental disorders.
If one could be screwed so hard, I would be royalty.
you also forgot that the teens are midgets!