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Sibelle Grey

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#76
Remember: that other roleplayer belongs to you. They are Your Person. Your roleplay with them must be prized by that partner above all others (otherwise, they don't like you).
Offline obligations? Your partner certainly doesn't have any and absolutely must reply immediately after you post, or after you send them three (perfectly valid and appropriate) reminders to post. If they haven't replied in an entire day but they're online doing other things, send them another reminder, passive aggressive this time, to let them know you see them doing things at their own leisure like this is a hobby and not a job, because we all love to feel like we're being watched.
Never forget: boundaries don't exist in 1x1s.
 
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