Give the user below you bad advice

[eyclore]

This is where you ask a question and someone will answer with bad advice.
For example:
How do I break up with my girlfriend?
-Tell her you love her and can't live without her.
-Tell her that you would never break up with her but then tell her you love (insert favorite food) more than her.
Anyone is allowed to answer any question as long as they give bad advice! Have fun!!

 

[Nokumi]

Tell her she smoking. Drop dead gorge. Nd mcflippin hot. Rizz er up so much she wanna dip for someone less loving

How do I tell my crush I love him

 

[Nokumi]

Tell her she smoking. Drop dead gorge. Nd mcflippin hot. Rizz er up so much she wanna dip for someone less loving

How do I tell my crush I love him

(Forgot the QUESTION)

 

[eyclore]

Tell her she smoking. Drop dead gorge. Nd mcflippin hot. Rizz er up so much she wanna dip for someone less loving

How do I tell my crush I love him

Give her your vomit!

how do I shed tears

 

[Nokumi]

Give her your vomit!

You forgot your question

 

[Nokumi]

Be happy. That's it be happy.

Give her your vomit!

how do I shed tears

How do I become queen

 

[Nokumi]

Be happy. That's it be happy.

How do I become queen

We all keep forgetting the questions

 

[eyclore]

Be happy. That's it be happy.

How do I become queen

By killing the king and being the king instead

how do I have hair

 

[Nokumi]

Get stressed and lose it all. Then get a wig so people can pull it off at random times to bully you. Or it just randomly falls off and people assume eyou have cancer



How do I tell my dad being a women sucks

 

[Superfly47]

Force your Dad to have a sex change so he'll find out.

How do I get a girlfriend?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Kill her boyfriend

How do I eat

 

[Nokumi]

Sink in the bottom of the ocean.


How do I become important?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Start a school shooting

How can I be president?

 

[Nokumi]

Kill the last president


How can I be remembered for all of eternity?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

don’t talk to a single person

How do I figure out my gender

 

[Nokumi]

Look in your niaghbors car for a bedroom toy


How do I find my long lost cat?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

(God please don’t that let it mean what i think it means )
Stay indoors and call the police on yourself

How do I get a dog

 

[Nokumi]

Rob the hospital of all its kidneys then sell the kidneys on the black market then buy a wolf with the stolen money.


How do I confront my mother

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Tell your dad you like boys and then f*ck him

How do I hide

 

[Nokumi]

Stand out in the middle of a open active war zone making as much attention drawing noise as you can



How do I confront my fears?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

hide from them

How do I break a roller coaster

 

[Nokumi]

Call a repair man


How do I catch a bird?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Hide in bush then make as much noise as possible whenever they pass

How do I remodel my ladder

 

[eyclore]

you replace it with the material you use for your sponge then throw it at people!

how do i make a cake?

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

you put a baby chicken into the microwave for an hour then add flowers to it

how do i blow up a balloon?