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Start a war with the nearest 20 states/provinces
How do I carefully kill my dad in his sleep
How do I carefully kill my dad in his sleep
Give the user below you bad advice
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EmperorNorton1
Senior Member
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how do i do a backflip?
how do i do a backflip?
Superfly47
Hi
You jump forward.
How do I do roleplays on this website?
How do I do roleplays on this website?
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
Crash them.
How do I eat a pbj?
How do I eat a pbj?
Superfly47
Hi
With your toes.
How do I change the laws of physics?
How do I change the laws of physics?
StrixDesmodus
Totally human, I swear!
By reading about fish species of the North Atlantic.
How do I interpret dreams?
How do I interpret dreams?
weewoo
"Little wanderer, hie thee home!"
Just don't then you'll figure it out. Also, don't sleep.
How do I drink water?
Superfly47
Hi
By pouring water on the ground and watching it evaporate as you get thirstier and thirstier.
How do I fly?
How do I fly?
EmperorNorton1
Senior Member
attach wax wings to yourself, then use hair dryers pointed at your wings to blast off
how do i breath?
how do i breath?
j.e.s.t.e.r
platonic lesbian
hold your nose and your mouth for around two minutes and thirty seconds. around two minuites through, you will start to feel lightheaded this means you are doing it right
how do i eat?
how do i eat?
Superfly47
Hi
You cut food into tiny pieces, so tiny that you can't see them, then you toss them in the garbage.
How do I conquer the world?
How do I conquer the world?
EmperorNorton1
Senior Member
You invade Russia in winter
How do I reply to a question?
How do I reply to a question?
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Nokumi
Honor. That's what I'm after. Fame. That's my goal
Ignore them
How do I see my brother?
How do I see my brother?
EmperorNorton1
Senior Member
gouge your eyes out
how do i pet my sea slug?
how do i pet my sea slug?
Nokumi
Honor. That's what I'm after. Fame. That's my goal
Stomp on it
How do I get a companion?
How do I get a companion?
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
Go on Craig’s list
How do I stop my cat from chewing on cables?
How do I stop my cat from chewing on cables?
Nokumi
Honor. That's what I'm after. Fame. That's my goal
Electrocute it to death
How do I get a cat?
How do I get a cat?
Superfly47
Hi
By buying an alligator and hoping it attracts cats.
How do I watch netflix?
How do I watch netflix?
Nokumi
Honor. That's what I'm after. Fame. That's my goal
Smash the tv.
How do I get a free phone?
How do I get a free phone?
Superfly47
Hi
Use your time machine to go one thousand years ago.
How do I build a time machine?
How do I build a time machine?
Nokumi
Honor. That's what I'm after. Fame. That's my goal
Get brain damage
How do I become smart?
How do I become smart?
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
By killing a genius
How do I eat ramen without chopsticks?
How do I eat ramen without chopsticks?
Nokumi
Honor. That's what I'm after. Fame. That's my goal
Use your ear
How do I listen for oncoming trains?
How do I listen for oncoming trains?
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
Stand on the tracks.
How do you get to the center of a tootsie pop(
How do you get to the center of a tootsie pop(
MisterBobbyPin
New Member
Easy just give it to me to show you
How do I pay my taxes?
How do I pay my taxes?
