Other do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

People WIPE sitting down? Oh, man. I could never. Toilet hole too small. Hands too big. Water too up after a dump. No thank you
 
Yeh, never know people actually wiped sitting down. My hands can fit over my face, or somewhat match the span of it.
 
Generally more of a half stand. The idea of sticking my hand in a filthy bowl where I relieve myself is just.... *Shudders* 


(Also better access to all the lady bits. Just saying.)


May also come from an extreme childhood fear of outhouses. 
 
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O_O


Sitting down >_>


I didn't know people didn't know that both of these things were a thing. I just generally assumed it was up to whoever.
 
lol.


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Follow up question: how the fuck do you wipe sitting down? Like...are you double jointed or just nasty? How much of your arm do you wash afterward? How....?
 
Wait. People wipe sitting down...? I - ahem - crouch slightly, but I guess you count it as standing up. I never even thought about it much until now. And here I thought I had seen the weirdest questions. I have much to learn. ;;>o>)
 
Huh you peasants using toilet paper in the 21st century get with the crowd and use water .

"Your butt will never be the same"
 

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