Other do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

[Quillicious]

title says it all

 

[The Mechanist]

Standing up, I'm not sticking my hand in the toilet just to reach up and wipe, there are some toilets where the water is really high so......yeah

 

[charleen]

i don't legit stand up all the way but midway then swipe with ease  :BishieSparklesL:

 

[Insanitation]

I just rub against a tree like a bear tbh. But really, standing up.

 

[Idea]

what if I said I do it lying down?


just kidding I stand up

 

[Quillicious]

okay so three standing, one in the middle, and one sitting.


i do it sitting.


y'know, natural ease of access.

 

[charleen]

okay so three standing, one in the middle, and one sitting.


i do it sitting.


y'know, natural ease of access.

what are you doing sitting down though? 


playing with the water or what?? that's bat shit crazy man haha 

 

[whitepaperplates]

I am so confused. People stand up to wipe? I never knew that

 

[Quillicious]

what are you doing sitting down though? 


playing with the water or what?? that's bat shit crazy man haha 

the water isn't always so high.


what, is your toilet permanently flooded?

 

[charleen]

the water isn't always so high.


what, is your toilet permanently flooded?

yes, it is and im not taking any chances!

 

[Quillicious]

yes, it is and im not taking any chances!

touché.

 

[JKai]

I thought I had seen it all, apparently not.

 

[Quillicious]

i purposefully made this unusual.

 

[JKai]

Good execution.

 

[WhipDing]

Dedicated sitter here, glad to see the important questions getting asked.

 

[The Mechanist]

I freaking love this

 

[SidTheSkid]

Perching yourself against the outer rim of the ceramic toilet while doing a one-armed handstand is the only way to have a truly successful wipe. 

 

[TPBx]

What is this thread even and sitting down because its easier to get everything all nice and clean.

 

[whitepaperplates]

Wow, I would have never even considered that there was another way to wipe my butt other than sitting down if not for this thread. Thank you for expanding my horizons @Quillicious

 

[Quillicious]

thank you all for your support.


this research is going places.


i don't know where, but it'll be put to good use.


sitting master race, though.


and, @Obsidian, +30 points for style.

 

[colexicon]

I've never giggled so much from a forum post.. I wipe sitting down, leaning slightly to the side so I can better reach... nvm ....you get the gist. X_X


btw.. am I the only one who slightly wets my tissue before wiping?

 

[Talon]

I think I'm scarred... This thread is... Interesting


but, standing for me.

 

[Quillicious]

@colexicon glad i was entertaining.


i think you might be the only one.


@Talon it's simple and a universal topic.


standing plebian

 

[cadence]

It's funny. People who wipe sitting think those who stand to wipe are absolutely crazy and vise versa. I wipe sitting down. No, I do not play with the water. If you do it the right way, your hand will never come in contact with the water at all. 

 

[cupidcreep]

standing lol