Corrupt A Wish!

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but don't forget to bring your sandals.


I wish for a puppy.

 

[NekoQueen49]

Granted, but it's a demon puppy that tries to kill you at every point it can. And it's not even cute but you're stuck with him because he keeps returning to make another attempt on your life.


I wish I was happily married to my anime crush.

 

[Truthblade]

Wish granted, but your stuck in the anime with them (enjoy your tv time).


I wish I had elemental powers.

 

[NekoQueen49]

I don't see the downside in that, lol xD


Granted, but you cannot control them and end up hurting the people you love.


I wish I had my driver's license.

 

[B E E S]

Granted but you won't be able to afford your own car until you're 89 years old and therefor too old to drive.


I wish I had no exams.

 

[Truthblade]

I don't see the downside in that, lol xD
.

Your stuck in a television. xD

Granted but you won't be able to afford your own car until you're 89 years old and therefor too old to drive.
I wish I had no exams.

Granted........You now just have an eternal stack of calculus tests to finish.

 

[DarkDestinySoul]

I wish the person above me actually had a wish for me to corrupt.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, though I came along so you know I had to ruin it.


I wish I was a leprechaun.

 

[DarkDestinySoul]

Granted, but someone stole your pot of gold. Better go catch them!


I wish that sun-light didn't blind me so much when I go outside.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but you are already blind, so...


I wish I was a sink.

 

[Aeshae]

Granted, but you're the sink to an all woman household... So you're always filled with hair.


I wish I had the greatest pair of pants in the world.

 

[Mykinkaiser]

Granted, but you're the sink to an all woman household... So you're always filled with hair.
I wish I had the greatest pair of pants in the world.

Granted but they're 7 sizes too small


I wish I was made of cats

 

[The Chronicler]

Granted but they're 7 sizes too small
I wish I was made of cats

Granted, but you spit out furballs every second and meow like a bitch.


I wish all of these posts were to stop.

 

[ShadowedNexus]

Granted, everyone on this thread is now dead


I wish I had more wishes that couldn't be corrupted

 

[Truthblade]

Granted, but only in your dreams.


I wish i had


Edible cotton candy that won't do anything horrible to me and that actually tastes like it should RIGHT NOW (oh, and that no one else would eat it).


(A challenge).

I wish the person above me actually had a wish for me to corrupt.

Oops, forgot.

 

[DarkDestinySoul]

Granted you have perfectly edible and delicious cotton candle, and alot of it. like enough that have been crushed under its weight.


I wish I didn't wake up so late today.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but we all know you fell back to sleep as soon as you woke up.


I wish I could live my life upside-down from now on.

 

[The Chronicler]

Granted, but now your dizzy and puking non-stop.


I wish for a thousand wishes.

 

[elie]

Granted, but those wishes never actually happen, and you end up just sitting there speaking to no one about something that will never happen.


I wish the game was over.

 

[The Chronicler]

Granted, but the game was remade on a better console.


I wish for a thousand genies.

 

[elie]

Granted, but they don't actually grant you wishes...


I wish I was a pie-flavored pie.

 

[The Chronicler]

Granted, but it's flavored as rotten pie and your a human pie. Hansel and Gretel style.


I wish for a thousand genie lamps. With genies in them. And they do grant wishes.

 

[Mykinkaiser]

Granted, but it's flavored as rotten pie and your a human pie. Hansel and Gretel style.
I wish for a thousand genie lamps. With genies in them. And they do grant wishes.

Granted but the genies don't grant your wishes


I wish I had the motivation to do stuff

 

[Daisie]

Granted, but that motivation would go towards murder and criminal activity


I wish I could own a really nice pet Dragon.

 

[The Chronicler]

Granted, but your motivation to motivational to getting rid of your motivation.


I wish for eternal love.