Corrupt A Wish!

[Christopher Pyne MP]

Granted, but you then fall into an abandoned Siberian mineshaft, forever lost, and never seeing the sun or loved ones again.


I wish Donald Trump would make America great again.

 

[Vali Ulfr]

granted but the first day in office he is assassinated


I wish there was a cure for every disease ever

 

[macathan]

Granted, but people start a war and die anyhow.


I wish to go to a different realm.

 

[Christopher Pyne MP]

And that realm ends up being Mordor, get fucked.


I wish all people who use anime avatars on this site would die.

 

[Vali Ulfr]

granted but now all nerds will be gone and the world is full of stupid people


i wish for getting everything free

 

[Christopher Pyne MP]

You are crushed to death in a stampede of people trying to get freebies off of you when the second great depression hits.


I wish @FrostRaven could capitalize and punctuate.

 

[elie]

Granted, but he can not spell. Ever.


I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[Christopher Pyne MP]

Yet thousands more wish you were dead.


I wish I had a disability to get away with shoplifting.

 

[macathan]

Granted, but you just suffered a heart attack that alleviated your boredom.


I wish for a trampoline

 

[Vali Ulfr]

granted but now you get in an acident leaving you paralyzed forever


i wish i was immortal

 

[macathan]

Granted, but everyone you know died


I wish for an Ice Tea

 

[Vali Ulfr]

granted but someone you know drank it all


i wish for a president that will actually do good in the world.

 

[Christopher Pyne MP]

Yes, and by doing "good" he causes the Asian holocaust, making anime ownership illegal and killing four hundred million.


I wish I had a waffen SS uniform.

 

[macathan]

Granted, but he was assassinated after a record time of two minutes.


I wish to be awesome

 

[billthesomething]

Granted, but you are too awesome to exist


I wish i could hug everyone on this site, without it being seen as sexual harassment

 

[Caffeine Freak]

Granted, but while you're busy hugging everyone your house gets robbed and burned down.


I wish I had a coffee right now..

 

[Alphaius]

[QUOTE="Caffeine Freak]Granted, but while you're busy hugging everyone your house gets robbed and burned down.
I wish I had a coffee right now..

[/QUOTE]
Granted but the bottom falls out in your lap


I wish I was the strongest man ever

 

[elie]

Granted, but everything you touch breaks because you put too much force on it.


I wish I had a pizza.

 

[Alphaius]

Granted, but everything you touch breaks because you put too much force on it.
I wish I had a pizza.

Granted but the toppings all fall off when you get it out of the oven


I wish I was irresistible to the opposite sex

 

[macathan]

Granted, you burned your mouth anyway


I wish to be more talented

 

[Alphaius]

Granted but your talent is in failure


I wish I was single again.

 

[Caffeine Freak]

Granted, but you're single for the rest of your existence.


I wish I had a coffee in a well made cup..

 

[Alphaius]

[QUOTE="Caffeine Freak]Granted, but you're single for the rest of your existence.
I wish I had a coffee in a well made cup..

[/QUOTE]
Granted but theres a bug in it


I wish to be free(Aladdin)

 

[macathan]

Granted, but you lost everything for freedom


I wish to write better

 

[Caffeine Freak]

Granted, but you can only write with your own blood instead of pencil or ink.


I wish for a small loan of a hundred dollars.