Corrupt A Wish!

[elie]

Granted, but considering WWE is fake and you're new, they always make you lose.


I wish I was an MLG CS:GO player in an MLG Team.

 

[Dolches]

Your team gets into a war with Faze and slowly starts to break up.


I wish I was the killer of Kim Jong Un.

 

[elie]

Granted, but Kim Jong Un survives and assassinates you.


I wish this game to stop. Me hungry.

 

[Dolches]

But you can never escape from RPNation, the nation of creation is in your mind, you never forget.


I wish I was very popular.

 

[elie]

But you can never escape from RPNation, the nation of creation is in your mind, you never forget. Therefore you're popular, but always on RPNation.


I wish I was not heard by @zacharychi 's picture.

 

[NekoQueen49]

Granted, but everybody else heard and so he knows anyway.


I wish I didn't have to study and knew the material anyway.

 

[Dolches]

But the material changes last second and everybody else studied so they got the new material.


I wish I had my own anime.

 

[elie]

Granted, and it was amazing, but never watched by anybody.


I wish I had my own anime.

 

[Dolches]

It was terrible, and watched by everybody, who hated it and you were a common household name that people laughed at until you faded into obscurity.


I wish I knew that I was doing something wrong before I spent an hour trying to do something.

 

[elie]

Granted, although the Genie who granted seemed suspicious, and it turns out this wish was never granted.


I wish I was in an anime.

 

[Dolches]

It's Corpse Party.


I wish I had a lot of money overseas.

 

[elie]

Granted, but it's fake and you get arrested as soon as you go over the border.


I wish I was a billionaire when it came to money in America.

 

[Dolches]

You pay a lot of taxes because your money is in America, and you constantly have to deal with theives.


I wish I made the internet.

 

[elie]

Granted, but it was a failed invention and never came to be.


I wish my house was thief-proof.

 

[Dolches]

You sacrifice fire resistance for the theif resistance, and somebody burns your house THEN takes your stuff.


I wish I had my own religion.

 

[elie]

Granted, but nobody followed it and it died out.


I wish I had more food.

 

[Dolches]

You become obese and die from you not being able to move.


I wish I could quit this for right now.

 

[elie]

Granted, but the neko pulls you back in so he can continue this with someone.


I wish to be able to see without my glasses.

 

[Dolches]

You can, but you see too good and get completely blinded by the sun.


I wish I could lead an attack on North Korea.

 

[elie]

Granted, but it fails and your team gets annihilated.


I wish I could lead an attack on @NekoQueen49 because she's not being my fwend.

 

[Dolches]

She gets an alliance with RPNation and you get destroyed even worse than I did.


I wish I had a competitively viable team, or at least Pokegen.

 

[elie]

Granted, but they aren't smart.


I wish I had some pizza.

 

[Dolches]

(I forgot to specify that I wished I had a competitively viable team for Pokemon)


You have to fight the TMNT for it.


I wish I had a demo for Pokemon Sun and Moon.

 

[elie]

Granted, but the game sucks, the demo costed money, and there were no refunds.


I wish I was a TMNT.

 

[WeirdisFun]

Granted but you're very weak to pizza


I wish I could rule the world without dying...