Fantasy A Marriage Between Nations (Plotting)

[Void Dweller]

 

[Void Dweller]

Fury? Fury?! From whom? His magicless siblings? His weak-willed father? Or of a princess who covets the throne, yet has not began to take a single step towards even eroding the power base of her stepmother?

In truth, he is quaking in his boots at the very thought!

Bro should be scared of Signy

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

 

[Athanas]

"NONE CAN MATCH MY POWER! I HAVE DESTROYED ENTIRE CITIES! LAID WASTE TO WHOLE TRIBES! DEFEATED THE MOST POTENT OF MAGES! I AM GOD AMONGST MEN!"

Lady with Horse appears

"Oh shit okay I yield"

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

I HAVE THE PERFECT MEME HOLD UP

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

 

[Athanas]

BEAUTIFUL

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

To be honest, if a 6'2 woman riding a horse the size of a fucking rhino approached me with murderous intent, I'd shit myself.

 

[Void Dweller]

To be honest, if a 6'2 woman riding a horse the size of a fucking rhino approached me with murderous intent, I'd shit myself.

Especially if she was the crowned ruler of Evander

 

[Athanas]

I mean, that's fair, but like, not if you'd destroyed about a few hundreds of similar size and aggresion in the span of the same evening.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Especially if she was the crowned ruler of Evander

Ander just handing the crown off to Signy and fucking off to live in peace.

 

[Void Dweller]

if Nell and Arkyn are murdered, Alor is in for a storm. Isn't it?

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

if Nell and Arkyn are murdered, Alor is in for a storm. Isn't it?

Alor will burn as bright as the Sun of Evander.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Shit, said the wrong kingdom!

 

[Athanas]

Probably. We'd have to kill the rest to stop their incessant dramatic yapping for revenge.

"I mean, seriously, it's like, you kill some people, and then everyone else just fucking lines up to die as well! And that's not even the worst part! They always have a bloody speech ready, too! I sometimes let the fight drag on enough just to listen to it. They put all this effort, after all."

 

[Athanas]

I kinda want someone to be Harridan's friend now, just for all the boasting and stories they'd have to sit through. But! They'll be spoiled rotten as recompense. A fair trade, eh?

 

[Void Dweller]

I kinda want someone to be Harridan's friend now, just for all the boasting and stories they'd have to sit through. But! They'll be spoiled rotten as recompense. A fair trade, eh?

What are Harridan's requirements?

 

[mood6]

Colorless Spectrum I'm fine with that! As far as foresights go, I'd prefer that you check with me beforehand, just so I can make sure they aren't overpowered.

 

[Athanas]

What are Harridan's requirements?

1) Being okay with sharing a table with guys whose collective killcount probably amounts to the population of a small kingdom.
2) Being okay with drinking, swearing, whoring, and general debauchery of the highest order
3) Not insulting his pride
4) Be willing to at least partake in some of the debauchery.

A man of few conditions, truly. It's such a shame people keep getting carried away with big words such as "mass murder" and "Wanton destruction". Real buzzkills, those.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

1) Being okay with sharing a table with guys whose collective killcount probably amounts to the population of a small kingdom.
2) Being okay with drinking, swearing, whoring, and general debauchery of the highest order
3) Not insulting his pride
4) Be willing to at least partake in some of the debauchery.

A man of few conditions, truly. It's such a shame people keep getting carried away with big words such as "mass murder" and "Wanton destruction". Real buzzkills, those.

Let's see...Ander once sobbed for three days after stepping on a bug when he was a child, he's such a lightweight he's practically weightless,the probably doesn't even know what sex is, and has a stick lodged firmly up his butt. So the only thing Ander has going for him is that he's too politemto insult Harridan.

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Also, another meme.

 

[Colorless Spectrum]

Colorless Spectrum I'm fine with that! As far as foresights go, I'd prefer that you check with me beforehand, just so I can make sure they aren't overpowered.

Awesome

 

[Void Dweller]

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

When the world needed them most, they vanished.

 

[AI10100]

1) Being okay with sharing a table with guys whose collective killcount probably amounts to the population of a small kingdom.
2) Being okay with drinking, swearing, whoring, and general debauchery of the highest order
3) Not insulting his pride
4) Be willing to at least partake in some of the debauchery.

A man of few conditions, truly. It's such a shame people keep getting carried away with big words such as "mass murder" and "Wanton destruction". Real buzzkills, those.

Why does Allie check off in all of those

This is a sign