1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

944: run around pretending your hair is on fire

 

[EmperorNorton1]

945: set other people’s hairs on fire.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

946: create a fake murder scene with their hot sauces.

 

[Venchi1986]

947: Use a plyer to pull teeth out of people's mouths

 

[Davila]

948: Ride a bike,scooter,skateboard and when they tell you to stop use the bike,scooter or bike to ride away from them while making car engine noises!!!

 

[Kaiju Cat]

949: Since it’s almost Halloween make a video of you and your friends dancing to thriller.

 

[EmperorNorton1]

950: ask every single employee very politely to kick you out of the store. And after everyone says no, ask in musical theater style

 

[Kaiju Cat]

951: Walmart shenanigans but SpongeBob music playing in the back ground

 

[Venchi1986]

952: Do all the things mentioned in the Phineas and Ferb themesong like maybe building a rocket or fighting a mummy

 

[DreamyJ]

953: Tried to host a dnd campaign in the milk section

 

[DarkKitsune]

954: mix all of their vinegar and Hydrogen peroxide and quickly dump the mixture on their fruits and veggies while singing 'sweet but psycho'

 

[Davila]

Walk into the front where all the bags are taken and say. *WELCOME BACK TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL TODAY WE ARE GOING TO BOMB AN UNSUSPECTING WALLMART STORE OK LETS START!*

 

[Shawdios]

956 Steal a police siren and then use it as you run through the store shouting the lyrics “WHOOP WHOOP THATS THE SOUND OF DA POLICE” and the rest of the chorus

 

[Kaiju Cat]

957: pretend to arrest people

 

[DarkKitsune]

958:

Mix up all the bleach, and soaps with vinegar and use it to 'clean' the walmart floor

 

[ArchieTheFel]

959: Oooh, here's a good one!

You dress up in a golden rabbit suit, and you sneak in without any staff seeing you and take up residence in the nearest out of order bathroom. One by one, you lure five children to the bathroom and give them a free pass to the afterlife. Chaos ensues when the parents cannot find their children. During this time, you place the children inside five separate Christmas blow-up decorations (Walmart could not provide the animatronic animals) and watch as the police search every square inch of the store, except the exact place where you hid them. Soon, reports start coming out about five haunted blow-up Christmas decorations disturbing the overnight staff, and possibly even getting violent with them.

One day, just as their coming close to closing hours, you enter in full yellow bunny rabbit attire. You walk straight to the garden section to find their blow-up Christmas decoration display. The five haunted decorations see you and immediately become enraged, and surround you and start getting very violent, all of this taking place in front of staff and the remaining customers. Suddenly, your suit begins to fail and the rusted spring-lock mechanisms stab into you from all angles. The haunted decorations watch as you writhe in pain.

Meanwhile, you've managed to not only cause multiple Walmart shoppers and employees alike to have to scrape together enough money to see a therapist regularly, but you also caused enough of a scene to delay closing. Consider yourself banned! And probably dead.

 

[ArchieTheFel]

960: Here's another good one!

Sneak into the store with a black hole in your pocket. Stand in line at customer service like you're gonna return something. When it's finally your turn, you tell them you'd like a refund and you pull out the black hole. Watch as everything around you gets spaghettified. The managers hate this, and they will ban you from the store.

 

[twinkie]

961: set a boa loose in the baby section to see how many it can eat before security comes. Let's hope the tally comes out to more than 5

 

[ukpezzzz]

962: Make muskets and bayonets out of sticks of bread and carrots and try to reclaim the land for the glory of the british empire

 

[twinkie]

963: Start eating the shelves, maybe leave a few bloody teeth behind.

 

[MlpLover]

964: Take a persons shopping cart and switch the stuff from the persons cart next to you.

 

[Venchi1986]

965: Throw several beehives into the store and watch the chaos from outside after barricading the exit

 

[Can Abyss]

966: Place fake hands in long sleeves on circular rack. Hide in rack. After people play with the fake hands, reach out and touch them.

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

967: Playing loud music that makes everyone deaf

 

[Kaiju Cat]

968: force customers to play twister with you