1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Kaiju Cat]

919: tell ghost stories over the intercom while camping in the store. It has to be one of the horror icons.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

920: use the store as a real life game of among us.

 

[EmperorNorton1]

921: release the lobsters.

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

922: Yelling "THE WORLD IS ENDING" and fighting the people trying to drag you out

 

[JFK]

923: Repeatedly ask staff if they sell Walls and go into an angry monologue about false advertising if they say no.

 

[Chibistaryuu]

924: Somewhat set every device in Walmart to play a rickroll until closing time.

 

[EmperorNorton1]

925: pull out the endings of all of the cheesy mystery novels, and read the plot twists aloud to buyera

 

[Kaiju Cat]

926: sell target products at the door entrance

 

[PYTNRP]

927: Stand there and don’t do anything at all.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

928: creep people out by acting like a mime.

 

[Venchi1986]

929: Hack the speakersystem so that it plays "All I want for Christmas" on loop until december 26th, and not the whole song either just those words

 

[iJoeyMonster]

930: Unbox a slip n slide in the long walk way and have a pool party.

 

[EmperorNorton1]

931: unbox the pool sets and inflate them all.

 

[Venchi1986]

932: Tell everyone how ugly their baby is

 

[Kaiju Cat]

933: tell them someone poisoned the water

 

[EmperorNorton1]

934: say that the distilled water has the chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay.

 

[Impressing]

935: Such pretending as Pokemon loudly. XD

 

[Kaiju Cat]

936: fill the shelves with rubber ducks

 

[Briskie]

937: fill a water gun with mountain dew and water the fake Christmas trees with it

 

[EmperorNorton1]

938: demand to know where the christmas trees are- wait. wait, they're up already? B U R N T H E M A L L

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

939: commit arson on the christmas trees

 

[Kaiju Cat]

940: sell burned Christmas trees

 

[EmperorNorton1]

941: make that goddamn tree SCREAM /ref

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

942: throw burnt Christmas trees at employees

 

[Briskie]

943: crush the burnt Christmas trees and sprinkle it on the cupcakes as seasoning