1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Firelie]

291: mess it up despite your good intentions

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

302: make it your new goal in life to keep this shit on track

 

[Firelie]

293: continually make the same mistake over and over

 

[RulerOfChad]

305: Be almost right because you can

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

305: resent everyone involved in this despite being the person who fucked it up to begin with

 

[Firelie]

296:Fucking lose it over a goddamn internet list

 

[RulerOfChad]

Eo/(With a hat): Spell the letters wrong and let someone try and read it.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

308: develop a massive OCD over the stupid list

 

[RulerOfChad]

306: Put the numbers upside down with a backwards 9 to make your OCD worse because you are the lord of the underworld.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

310: decide to go back to bed and dread what kind of dumpster fire you'll find in the morning

 

[RulerOfChad]

311: Take over Floyd's role as list protector because I live in an upside down world. I'm ready people bring it on.

 

[Venchi1986]

312: Crush the grapes in the produce aisle with your bare feet to make wine while also ignoring the whole wrong number thing

 

[Captain Hesperus]

313: strap a desk fan under your cart and wear a Marilyn Monroe-style dress, doing the upskirt pose. AS A MAN.

 

[RulerOfChad]

314: Play WAP through the speaker system

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

315: randomly and outrageously claim that you own Walmart and all associated lists pertaining to reasons why you'd be kicked out of it.

 

[RulerOfChad]

316: disagree with a tyrannical ruler and cause an uprising Viva La List Revolution

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

317: Quash all rebellions in their fetal stage

 

[RulerOfChad]

318: Squash someone.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

319: not realize quash isn't the same as squash

 

[RulerOfChad]

320: Thinking it was a spelling mistake

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

321: admitting your mistakes in public :p

 

[RulerOfChad]

322: being eternally exhausted

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

323: use the Romanian flag as your PFP

 

[Captain Hesperus]

324: Getting the tread back on track by using all the pots and pans in the Kitchenware section to smash out the drum solo from Iron Butterfly's 1968 song 'In-a-Gadda-da-Vida'.

Captain Hesperus

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

325: Letting Captain Hesperus back into the store to finish their rendition, because that song is da BOMB!